Crime Humour Quotes
Collection of top 23 famous quotes about Crime Humour
Crime Humour Quotes & Sayings
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A chap's impending death has a way of focusing the mind.
— Sara Sheridan
Before I die, I want to help as many people as I can make their dreams become a reality.
— Eric Thomas
Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet!
— Sara Sheridan
The Professor is coming...
— M.K. Hopkins
Oh sod me, Sir, not another bloody Paddy. Even a Brummie is better than another Paddy.
— Jim McGrath
Not every woman has time to go to a salon and have her hair blow-dried every day.
— Tamara Ecclestone
I don't need to travel back in time to cause trouble. Seeing back through time finds me trouble enough!
— A.A. Bell
If you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty.
— Terry Pratchett
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
The actual division of labor must be reflected in the division of the rewards (and prices, which is the way the consumer gets rewarded).
— Mariana Mazzucato
You Englishmen,' said Herr Wurter. 'You are all the same. Wherever you are you behave as if you were at home and your word was law.
— Derek Raymond
One blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill.
— Patricia Highsmith
Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics: 1. Get elected. 2. Get re-elected. 3. Don't get mad, get even.
— Everett Dirksen