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Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Josh Stern: Come Hell or High Water usually depends on

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By John Wooden: Whether you know it or not, whether you

Whether you know it or not, whether you like it or not, the habits you are developing now will be with you for the rest of your life. — John Wooden

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: Free will has carried many souls to hell,

Free will has carried many souls to hell, but never a soul to heaven yet. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Catherynne M Valente: Don't worry," Marya whispered, kissing his forehead. "My

Don't worry," Marya whispered, kissing his forehead. "My old bones will follow yours soon enough. — Catherynne M Valente

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson: What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice

What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed! — Hunter S. Thompson

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Luis Carlos Montalvan: We aren't just service dog and master, Tuesday

We aren't just service dog and master, Tuesday and I are also best friends. Kindred souls, Brothers. Whatever you want to call it. — Luis Carlos Montalvan

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Katie Kacvinsky: People become pieces inside of you. They can

People become pieces inside of you. They can fill you up and make you a whole. — Katie Kacvinsky

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Raymond Williams: The gap between our feelings and our social

The gap between our feelings and our social observation is dangerously wide. — Raymond Williams

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Josh Stern: Some people drip wax on themselves like a

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Josh Stern: If you know how to open doors with

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Josh Stern: If bliss are a type of potato, then

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By A.A. Milne: No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on

No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature. — A.A. Milne

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Dean Koontz: Evil was coming. I wondered whose face it

Evil was coming. I wondered whose face it would be wearing. — Dean Koontz

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Josh Stern: When you're out in the wilderness and get

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Josh Stern: Loving someone is sticking a pin through a

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Chris Kurtz: Son, you never know who will step up

Son, you never know who will step up with the brains and talent in a time of need and be the right one for the job. — Chris Kurtz

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Coco J. Ginger: It's all mine, it's all sacred.

It's all mine, it's all sacred. — Coco J. Ginger

Crazy Funny Random Quotes By Josh Stern: If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern