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Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern
Whether you know it or not, whether you like it or not, the habits you are developing now will be with you for the rest of your life. — John Wooden
Free will has carried many souls to hell, but never a soul to heaven yet. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Don't worry," Marya whispered, kissing his forehead. "My old bones will follow yours soon enough. — Catherynne M Valente
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed! — Hunter S. Thompson
We aren't just service dog and master, Tuesday and I are also best friends. Kindred souls, Brothers. Whatever you want to call it. — Luis Carlos Montalvan
People become pieces inside of you. They can fill you up and make you a whole. — Katie Kacvinsky
The gap between our feelings and our social observation is dangerously wide. — Raymond Williams
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern
If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature. — A.A. Milne
Evil was coming. I wondered whose face it would be wearing. — Dean Koontz
When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern
Son, you never know who will step up with the brains and talent in a time of need and be the right one for the job. — Chris Kurtz
It's all mine, it's all sacred. — Coco J. Ginger
If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

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