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I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
— Eden Ahbez
All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent
— Tennessee Williams
His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
— Andrew Sturm
Everyone's crazy except you and me.
— Mark Frauenfelder
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!
— Dave Attell
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
— Hunter S. Thompson
I don't think I'm crazy, but then again, define crazy.
— J. Lincoln Fenn
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern
It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away.
— Seanan McGuire
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
— Christopher Moore
Don't gobblefunk around with words.
— Roald Dahl
A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who'da thought?
— Diane M. Haynes
Crazy chicks are usually pretty tough.
— Darynda Jones
What good is the Moon? You can't buy it or sell it.
— Ivan Boesky
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
— Groucho Marx
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
— Shannon L. Alder
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed ... But we're going back next week.
— Groucho Marx
I'm not crazy, but I suspect the voices in my head are. ~Chrissy
— Kelli Sullivan
I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your commitment to it.
— Darynda Jones
He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.
— Rachel Caine
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
— Harriet Morgan
Years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
— Woody Allen
![Crazy But Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/crazy-but-funny-quotes-by-groucho-marx-353774.jpg "Crazy But Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.")
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
— Groucho Marx
Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
— Roger Von Oech
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
— Groucho Marx
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
— Henny Youngman
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
— Groucho Marx
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?
— Robert A. Heinlein
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
— Josh Stern
... where there's one there's ten.'That's crazy math. — Emma Donoghue
