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Civilizations die from philosophical calm, irony, and a sense of fair play quite as surely as they die of debauchery. — Joseph Wood Krutch

In the midst of death we are in life. Life is the only reality; what men call death is but a shadow ... — George MacDonald

But as his dad always told him, wish in one hand and crap in the other. See which fills up first. — L.T. Ryan

What would you do if you ruled the world?" The gigolo replied that he would abolish all laws. Barthes said: "Even grammar? — Laurent Binet

My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us. — Dennis Wilson

Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong. — Don Marquis

I'm lost in space and I want to find a way home. Nobody else can get me back to the planet, so I have to do it myself. — Susan Vaught