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You can bail water 24/7, and no matter how good you are at not sinking, you still have a hole in your boat. — Kelli Jae Baeli

Boys think girls are like books. If the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't bother to read what's inside. — Ella Frank

In Las Vegas, people know that the odds are stacked against them. On Wall Street, they manipulate the odds while you are playing the game. — John Ensign

My faith guides my life. — Kay Hagan

You don't need to be able to absorb a tremendous amount of the mystical kundalini to realize God. — Frederick Lenz

Eve: She told me last!
Shane: Boyfriend!
Michael: Landlord!
Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact! — Rachel Caine

We ought to love the sinner and hate OUR sin. — Johnny Hunt

I watch TV more than I used to, and the commercials don't impress me. The standard of execution is very high, but the standard of ideas is appalling. — Paul Arden

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Marriage is the only game where the trapped animal has to buy the license. — Dan Poynter

I would tell everyone to go to college, no matter what. It gives you time to grow up. — Mark Teixeira

The more extensive a man's knowledge of what has been done, the greater will be his power of knowing what to do. — Benjamin Disraeli