Cracker Quotes: top 47 famous quotes about Cracker

Cracker Quotes & Sayings

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I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box. — Meat Loaf

Crap on a cracker, this was bad. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just as wonderful. — Nicole Gulla

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. — Bobby Heenan

There were little triangles of coconut custard pie on a graham cracker crust for dessert, the best and sweetest thing ... — Joe Hill

Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt — Jennifer L. Armentrout

These stubborn people and their demands were like cracker crumbs in my beard: irritating and flaky. — Penny Reid

That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires. — Rush Limbaugh

Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer space. — Kathryn Stockett

I'm sorry. The KGB did not have classes in cracker. — Larry Correia

Crap on a cracker," I breathed. — Autumn Doughton

I'm an insomniac lately. It's one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship], — Kristin Hannah

The moment we scrumptious find love astronauts, life as we cracker barrel know it is forever launch pad. — Isabel Yosito

I am a Russell Brand fan. I'm one of the few people who think he did a cracker-jack job in 'Arthur.' — Catherine Hicks

Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles! — P.C. Cast

When I finally find that one willing agent, I'll have found my prize in the Cracker Jack box. — Richelle E. Goodrich

All I'm saying is if you're gonna have a cracker for a daddy, might as well be a Ritz cracker, right?" Levi — Tiffany Reisz

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks. — Andy Kindler

If life gives you nuts then be a nut cracker. — Vikrmn

I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke down and I needed to get to work. — Josh Hartnett

berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol's plans. — Suzanne Collins

The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want. — Ray Bradbury

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us. — Josh Hartnett

The upper middle-class cracker neighborhood ignored me, focused instead on its own pockets of human chaos. Four — Bobby Adair

It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. — Brennan Manning

Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy. — Ernie Harwell

With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker. — Gwendolyn Brooks

Huh ... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED — Kevin Hearne

They tasted a new snack called Cracker Jack and a new breakfast food called Shredded Wheat. — Erik Larson

Where the hell do you get your nerve?
From a Cracker Jack box. — Lora Leigh

At least with the Catholics, you know that when someone hands you a cracker there's gonna be wine in the mix at some point. — Peter Watts

What were you saying about the way I smell?" "It's like hot testosterone on a fuckin' cracker, sprinkled with cinnamon." ~Mariss — Tyffani Clark Kemp

There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box. — Meat Loaf

On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt. — Ilona Andrews

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? — Chubby Checker

This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel! — Molly Harper

Cracker Barrel's dining room bustled with activity. Joan had to raise her voice to be heard by Eve, who sat at the — Virginia Smith

Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside. — Janet Evanovich

I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us. — Jen Lancaster

Crap on a cracker, he'd flipped off an Alpha! And he'd called the Alpha Bob! Who did that? Seriously? My — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker. — Gary Gulman

You look like death eating a soda cracker. — Amiri Baraka

My body filled with relief, and I suddenly craved more of Austin, as if he weren't just a cracker, but a Ritz. — Dannika Dark

Holy crap on a cracker. — Cameo Renae

Jesus Christ - who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose bodily into the heavens - can now be eaten in the form of a cracker — Sam Harris

it's hard to tell what it is and what it's not
Until it is something that you ain't got — Cracker

Christ on a cracker, he's pretty. — Christina Lauren