Cracker Quotes
Collection of top 47 famous quotes about Cracker
Cracker Quotes & Sayings
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Crap on a cracker, this was bad.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just as wonderful.
— Nicole Gulla
Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
These stubborn people and their demands were like cracker crumbs in my beard: irritating and flaky.
— Penny Reid
That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires.
— Rush Limbaugh
Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer space.
— Kathryn Stockett
I'm sorry. The KGB did not have classes in cracker.
— Larry Correia
Crap on a cracker," I breathed.
— Autumn Doughton
I'm an insomniac lately. It's one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship],
— Kristin Hannah
The moment we scrumptious find love astronauts, life as we cracker barrel know it is forever launch pad.
— Isabel Yosito
I am a Russell Brand fan. I'm one of the few people who think he did a cracker-jack job in 'Arthur.'
— Catherine Hicks
Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles!
— P.C. Cast
When I finally find that one willing agent, I'll have found my prize in the Cracker Jack box.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
All I'm saying is if you're gonna have a cracker for a daddy, might as well be a Ritz cracker, right?" Levi
— Tiffany Reisz
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.
— Andy Kindler
I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke down and I needed to get to work.
— Josh Hartnett
berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol's plans.
— Suzanne Collins
The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want.
— Ray Bradbury
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.
— Josh Hartnett
The upper middle-class cracker neighborhood ignored me, focused instead on its own pockets of human chaos. Four
— Bobby Adair
It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker.
— Brennan Manning
Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy.
— Ernie Harwell
With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker.
— Gwendolyn Brooks
They tasted a new snack called Cracker Jack and a new breakfast food called Shredded Wheat.
— Erik Larson
At least with the Catholics, you know that when someone hands you a cracker there's gonna be wine in the mix at some point.
— Peter Watts
What were you saying about the way I smell?" "It's like hot testosterone on a fuckin' cracker, sprinkled with cinnamon." ~Mariss
— Tyffani Clark Kemp
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.
— Ilona Andrews
Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?
— Chubby Checker
This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel!
— Molly Harper
Cracker Barrel's dining room bustled with activity. Joan had to raise her voice to be heard by Eve, who sat at the
— Virginia Smith
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside.
— Janet Evanovich
I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.
— Jen Lancaster
Crap on a cracker, he'd flipped off an Alpha! And he'd called the Alpha Bob! Who did that? Seriously? My
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
You look like death eating a soda cracker.
— Amiri Baraka
My body filled with relief, and I suddenly craved more of Austin, as if he weren't just a cracker, but a Ritz.
— Dannika Dark
Holy crap on a cracker.
— Cameo Renae
Christ on a cracker, he's pretty.
— Christina Lauren