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People love babies, even sick babies. Even crack babies. But babies grow up to be kids. Nobody really wants messed up kids. And Moses was messed up. — Amy Harmon

If you put a clock in a bottle,
with time it will crack,
as like money, as like love,
as like a beautiful mind,
empty of a soul. — Anthony Liccione

Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts? — Chris Hardwick

Sometimes I crack myself up; but laughter is biblical, so I feel almost holy laughing at my own jokes. — Judah Smith

It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard. — Megan Keith

Dubai must crack down on rampant smuggling, and the U.A.E. federal government has significantly stepped up pressure. — Elliott Abrams

I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn. — Joanna Lumley

...but the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along. — Chuck Klosterman

Who wouldn't prefer having breakfast in bed to getting up at the crack of dawn and having a cup of coffee in a studio makeup department? — Rita Hayworth

If you wake up / And the day feels broken / Just lean into the crack — Bjork

There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says. — John Barnes

Hundreds,' Joe says. 'Hundreds and hundreds. But then again, I'm old.'
So old, Jesus was in your math class,' I say. I crack myself up. — Deb Caletti

He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 revolver in his pocket. — Jim Butcher

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. — Dan Castellaneta

You crack me right the fuck up, babe. — Kristen Ashley

Jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack. — Robyn Peterman

I avoided writers very carefully because they can perpetuate trouble as no one else can. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Cos a cop asking a guy for a discount on his crack, that's screwed up.
Sign of the goddamn apocalypse is what it is. — Warren Ellis

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95. — Chris Rock

Jedi Masters do not crack up- they just get eccentric.- Luke Skywalker — Troy Denning

The flies were teaching an advanced seminar in philosophy as they crawled up the crack of my ass — Richard Brautigan

Love? Dude. It's like a fart. You don't even know it's happening, but all of a sudden,it crawls up the crack of your ass and then the stink hits you. — Ann Everett

A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer. — Tim Kang

Yeah, I crack myself up a lot more than I crack anybody else up, but that is okay. At least I am smart enough to get my own jokes. — Corey Taylor

Horrifying as it was to crack up in the public eye, it made me look at myself and fix it. People were exploitative; that's human nature. — Margot Kidder

I always wake up at the crack of ice. — Joe E. Lewis

Whenever I do get to work with John Barrowman, it is absolutely a joy. We just crack each other up. — Katrina Law

America is such a paradoxical society, hypocritically paradoxical, that if you don't have some humor, you'll crack up. — Malcolm X

I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up. — Bram Stoker

Wake up: all of that 'crack in the street' talk?
It's made up, like 'Jack and the Beanstalk.' — Sean Price

Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn — Abbi Glines

Then our eyes meet and we both crack up like we're made of the same air. — Jandy Nelson

Gabriel woke him up at the crack of dawn with a cup of water to the face and a kick in the ribs. — Brigid Kemmerer

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. — Jeff Foxworthy

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch! — Darren Shan

Even in times of great sadness, there are always moments where we crack up. — Selenis Leyva

My life sucked, and it would catch up to me, and I'd just crack. — Diane Chamberlain

You growing up to be who you are is like a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. — Anne Malcom

They're gonna' keep chickening us, that's what they're gonna' do! They wanna' crack us up! — Jamie Phillips

The feelings pile up, threatening to crack-up my chest wide-open .. — Gayle Forman

I crack myself up. — James W. Huston

I'd rather go out in a decent crack-up than in a hospital. — Toni Onley

I'm not good at taking pictures. I can't give a good face. I crack up. — Chrissy Teigen

It's hard to maintain both smack and crack habbits and remember to keep up mobile-phone payments. — Irvine Welsh

I'd crack up without my music. It's the best company you can have, really. It don't say 'no' or 'maybe,' or ask no questions. — Terry McMillan

Predatory. Dangerous. Confident. God, the man was her crack and her kryptonite wrapped up together in one muscular package. — Avery Flynn

It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean. — Ray Comfort

I snicker at my joke. Dude, if ya can't crack yourself up, ain't never gonna crack anybody else up. — Karen Marie Moning

Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up. — Brad Paisley

Each egg hatched a different way, but a crack at the right time speeded things up. — Anne McCaffrey

I can't give up. It's a rap thang. And I ain't goin back to the crack game. — Tupac Shakur