Crack Up Quotes
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Crack Up Quotes & Sayings
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If you put a clock in a bottle, with time it will crack,
as like money, as like love,
as like a beautiful mind,
empty of a soul. — Anthony Liccione
Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?
— Chris Hardwick
Sometimes I crack myself up; but laughter is biblical, so I feel almost holy laughing at my own jokes.
— Judah Smith
It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard.
— Megan Keith
Dubai must crack down on rampant smuggling, and the U.A.E. federal government has significantly stepped up pressure.
— Elliott Abrams
I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn.
— Joanna Lumley
...but the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along.
— Chuck Klosterman
Who wouldn't prefer having breakfast in bed to getting up at the crack of dawn and having a cup of coffee in a studio makeup department?
— Rita Hayworth
There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.
— John Barnes
He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 revolver in his pocket.
— Jim Butcher
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
— Dan Castellaneta
You crack me right the fuck up, babe.
— Kristen Ashley
Jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack.
— Robyn Peterman
I avoided writers very carefully because they can perpetuate trouble as no one else can.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Cos a cop asking a guy for a discount on his crack, that's screwed up. Sign of the goddamn apocalypse is what it is. — Warren Ellis
The flies were teaching an advanced seminar in philosophy as they crawled up the crack of my ass
— Richard Brautigan
Yeah, I crack myself up a lot more than I crack anybody else up, but that is okay. At least I am smart enough to get my own jokes.
— Corey Taylor
Horrifying as it was to crack up in the public eye, it made me look at myself and fix it. People were exploitative; that's human nature.
— Margot Kidder
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
— Joe E. Lewis
Whenever I do get to work with John Barrowman, it is absolutely a joy. We just crack each other up.
— Katrina Law
I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.
— Bram Stoker
Wake up: all of that 'crack in the street' talk?It's made up, like 'Jack and the Beanstalk.' — Sean Price
Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn
— Abbi Glines
Gabriel woke him up at the crack of dawn with a cup of water to the face and a kick in the ribs.
— Brigid Kemmerer
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
— Jeff Foxworthy
My life sucked, and it would catch up to me, and I'd just crack.
— Diane Chamberlain
You growing up to be who you are is like a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk.
— Anne Malcom
They're gonna' keep chickening us, that's what they're gonna' do! They wanna' crack us up!
— Jamie Phillips
I crack myself up.
— James W. Huston
It's hard to maintain both smack and crack habbits and remember to keep up mobile-phone payments.
— Irvine Welsh
I'd crack up without my music. It's the best company you can have, really. It don't say 'no' or 'maybe,' or ask no questions.
— Terry McMillan
Predatory. Dangerous. Confident. God, the man was her crack and her kryptonite wrapped up together in one muscular package.
— Avery Flynn
I snicker at my joke. Dude, if ya can't crack yourself up, ain't never gonna crack anybody else up.
— Karen Marie Moning
