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Soft pillows, soft blankets, soft sheets: Her kiss? Sweet, and hard enough to crack your teeth. — Devin Johnston

They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I like a challenge — George Galloway

I hate unbreakable alibis--they are usually the first to crack.
--Hugo Anstead — Jennifer A. Girardin

In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are laughing. — Tim Crouch

When you're sad, you're not sad. You are merely oblivious to the good things in your life. There is always a crack of light in the darkness. Find it. — Dianna Agron

Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no - do I? am I an addict? - No. Yes, I've made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on. — Rob Ford

Sometimes ... Sometimes our hearts ... crack a little. — Brodi Ashton

F you'd crack a book, you'd appreciate the connection, but then again, you'd have to learn to read first. -Silas — Andrea Cremer

Lev was a clink in my armor, a crack in my wall, — Belle Aurora

Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts? — Chris Hardwick

The moment we decide to throw more energy into fighting for our mate than with him, the crack of a fist on the enemy's jaw splits the ears of angels. — Beth Moore

This bill is the legislative equivalent of crack. It yields a short-term high but does long-term damage to the system and it's expensive to boot. — Barney Frank

Slot machines are like crack for old people. — Keenen Ivory Wayans

Girls clamored for Caleb's attention like chimps on crack. He's got the banana that every girl wants, — Tarryn Fisher

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. — Adam Sandler

Felix had left his heart buried in the ground years ago, but he felt it crack apart. — Lauren DeStefano

It was a cookie, not a crack pipe. — J. Lynn

It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard. — Megan Keith

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes. — George Carlin

Every crack in the sidewalk has a story to tell. — Marty Rubin

Hearts made of stone don't bend, they crack when pushed too far. — H.M. Ward

The swath of fiery orange along the horizon was like a crack in a potter's kiln. — Jack Nolte

I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn. — Joanna Lumley

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

I can still crack a safe with one hand tied behind my back. I'm not proud of it. But I was always against society. — Evel Knievel

Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me open, until I crack and all the ugly things fly out of my body to drench us both in sated lust. Yes. — Nenia Campbell

It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack! — Hillary DePiano

You're like a flower that grew through a crack in the sidewalk, he told me — Kristen Ashley

You growing up to be who you are is like a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. — Anne Malcom

sarcastic. It was a crack at him being old school and set in his ways. The Metro was new — Michael Connelly

Quin's own whipsword was in her hand in its whip form. With a crack, she flicked it out, and it solidified into a long sword. — Anonymous

You've got food stuck in your teeth," Vee told
Marcie. "In the crack between your two front teeth.
Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax ... — Becca Fitzpatrick

Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. — John Mayer

They're gonna' keep chickening us, that's what they're gonna' do! They wanna' crack us up! — Jamie Phillips

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in! — Jean Kerr

I fell through a crack for years. Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category. I can only be me. — Howard Hodgkin

They cooked and washed dishes and scrubbed and mopped and dusted and wiped and cleaned the apartment from crack to crevice back to crack. — Matthew Aaron Goodman

Everything has a crack in it; that's how the light gets in. — Leonard Cohen

Ring the bells that still can ring. Forget your perfect offering. There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.-Leonard Cohen — Bailey Bristol

Thank God for good genes and cocoa butter! — Habeeb Akande

There was a sharp crack of splintering paneling, and Newt swore colorfully in Latin. — Kim Harrison

MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull. — Teresa Medeiros

If there is anything in the universe that can't stand discussion, let it crack. — Wendell Phillips

The feelings pile up, threatening to crack-up my chest wide-open .. — Gayle Forman

Only a small crack ... but cracks make caves collapse. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy

Crack is ruining the drug culture. — Hunter S. Thompson

You know this business, Cole. Your production budget is climbing faster than Lindsay Lohan's chance of a crack baby pregnancy. — Alessandra Torre

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Which means that you stand a greater chance of dying while dealing crack in a Chicago housing project than you do while sitting on death row in Texas. — Anonymous

A voice flat enough to fit under a door crack. — Harlan Coben

The great bronze gate began to crack,
The sea broke in at every crack,
Pellmell, blueblack. — Sylvia Plath

What? Are you on crack? I did no such thing. — Susan Mallery

To get at the truth of your calling, you have to crack open that false self and see what lies within. — Justine Musk

Crazy world or maybe it's just the view we have of it, looking through a crack in the door, never being able to see the whole room, the whole picture. — Judith Guest

Those who fail to understand mystery are doomed to crack it — Dean Cavanagh

If she can bite a vulture, she can jump a crack.
~Victor Frankenstein — Kenneth Oppel

Coming down off crack is like the worst depression. The worst. — Ray Brown

People always think that they'll never break. They'll never give in, CIA operatives somehow crack, but not them — Kitty Thomas

I read like fiends smoke crack — Duane Swierczynski

Gabriel woke him up at the crack of dawn with a cup of water to the face and a kick in the ribs. — Brigid Kemmerer

Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I got crack impressions on every pair of shoes I own. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I am the hit-maker, the record-breaker. I got style and grace, a pretty face. I'll make your back crack, your liver quiver. — Dusty Rhodes

Then our eyes meet and we both crack up like we're made of the same air. — Jandy Nelson

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry? — Kathy Bryson

She's crack and I'm totally addicted. — Mia Storm

I'm not going near anything that's going in the crack of his ass! — Mina Carter

Reviews on Goodreads and Amazon are like crack for authors. Feed your favorite writer's habit today! — Sabine Priestley

I attempted briefly to consecrate myself in the public library, believing every crack in my soul could be chinked with a book. — Barbara Kingsolver

Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms? — Katie Graykowski

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ... — Robert Reed

So I eagerly crack open the book and can feel myself getting smarter as I turn the first few pages. — Matthew Quick

Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn — Abbi Glines

That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next. — Colleen Gleason

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar

I'm like an American Girl doll on crack. — Katie McGarry

I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up. — Bram Stoker

Somehow the rap game remind me of the crack game — Nas

I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack head once. — Gold Panda

Now - a profanity-spewing guttersnipe being dragged out of a crack house on Cops. I — Katja Millay

I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It's scary, this love. — Amy Poehler

My life sucked, and it would catch up to me, and I'd just crack. — Diane Chamberlain

Fathers who initiate their sons' first sexual experiences by taking them to prostitutes might as well deal them a crack pipe. — Birgit Waldschmidt

You forgot to cross off anal sex."
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended. — C.D. Reiss

Sure, and maybe a cabal of Victoria's Secret lingerie models would crack the secret of hydrogen fusion. — Stephen King

Lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table, — Rick Riordan

What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack. — Joe Teti

Even in times of great sadness, there are always moments where we crack up. — Selenis Leyva

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch! — Darren Shan

You get in a smart crack, and everyone laughs and kikis because you've found a flaw and exaggerated it, then you've got a good read going. — Dorian Corey

That crack in your broken heart is actually the place from where love enters inside you. — Supriya Kaur Dhaliwal

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. — Jeff Foxworthy

A lot of good the door did. The man's pheromones oozed through the keyhole and the crack underneath the panelled wood. — Stephanie Bond

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel. — Charles Spurgeon

Pakistan is not about to crack down on terror groups or cut its military budget in order to build roads, schools and hospitals. — Stephen Kinzer

Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it. — Groucho Marx

There is a crack in everything — Leonard Cohen

(Advice to cleaning women: Take everything that your lady gives you and say Thank you. You can leave it on the bus, in the crack.) — Lucia Berlin

I felt a crack in my defenses - a weak place where truth knifed and twisted and pried for an opening — Julianne Donaldson