Crab Quotes: top 61 famous quotes about Crab

Crab Quotes & Sayings

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After he died, my mother was like a crab: she tucked everything inside and left only her shell. — Kathleen Glasgow

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. — Bill Meyer

New England crab apple of a man whose motto was "Eat it up; wear it out; make it do; do without — Richard Dunlop

A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie. — Travie McCoy

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee. — Tony Hale

I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers. — Yahtzee Croshaw

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat. — Woody Allen

It's always a good idea to chill your crab cake mixture for a few hours, or even overnight, before frying because they'll hold together better. — Tom Douglas

There is an animal inside me,
clutching fast to my heart,
a huge crab. — Anne Sexton

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! — Russell Means

It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream. — Heston Blumenthal

You cannot make a crab walk straight. — Aristophanes

Be as fast as Usain Bolt, the winner is the winner, even if he crawls like a crab, his destiny is unshakable. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I am a hollow shell, the crab's died, there's nothing left inside. Don't they know that? — George R R Martin

Sweet, delicious Dungeness crab is always a treat. — Tom Douglas

Man is nothing but a coagulation of mud and shit ... equipped with instincts lower than those of the pig or crab-louse — Flaubert

Our last deed, like the young of the land crab, wends its way to the sea of cause and effect as soon as born, and makes a drop there to eternity. — Henry David Thoreau

Oxtail soup, summer greens tossed with pecans, grapes, red fennel, and crumbled cheese, hot crab pie, spiced squash, and quails drowned in butter. — George R R Martin

My favorite Dominican dish to indulge in is anything with crab. — Pharrell Williams

What is the pattern that connects the crab to the lobster and the primrose to the orchid, and all of them to me, and me to you? — Gregory Bateson

The apple was the first fruit of the world according to Genesis, but it was no Cox's Orange Pippin. God gave the crab apple and left the rest to man. — Jane Grigson

Religion must always be a crab fruit; it cannot be grafted, and keep its wild beauty. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. — Karlie Kloss

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab. — Gabe Newell

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn. — Tori Amos

It doesn't seem too unusual to have a live hermit crab here in Atlantic City, but when you think I brought it all the way from Texas, it's unusual. — Phyllis George

You will never make the crab walk straight. — Aristophanes

Stretch an unwavering tenacity when facing bad to worse attitudes. — Angelica Hopes

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. — Charles M. Schulz

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. — Aristophanes

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes. — Mark Teixeira

I got an alibi, just in case you think I did it. Tighter than a crab's ass, and that is air tight. — James Ellroy

There are no small number of people in this world who, solitary by nature, always try to go back into their shell like a hermit crab or a snail. — Anton Chekhov

Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates. — H.L. Mencken

You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake. — Orson Scott Card

Fucking pyromanic, Crazier'n a male crab, that one. — Abigail Roux

I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one green where I putted through ants. — Sam Snead

4. Q: What did the oyster say to the crab when he took his pearl? A: Don't be so shellfish! — Wally Pleasant

A lizard fucks a crab and nine months later a turtle pops out. It's called evolution. — Anthony Marra

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie? — Kathy Reichs

A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice. — David Gerrold

The best part of shooting 'House of Cards' in Baltimore is eating lots of soft-shell crab. — Robin Wright

Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel. — Richard Russo

As the sea-crab swimmeth always against the stream, so doth wit always against wisdom. — Pythagoras

Zinedine Zidane could be a champion sumo wrestler. He can run like a crab or a gazelle. — Howard Wilkinson

The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket. — Steven Pressfield

O.K. I'm running out of appetite. Let this swirl - a bit like Crab Nebula - do for now. — Charles Olson

A poem is a skeletal shape. When I say it to you, I am dropping the empty shell of a crab into your warm, green ocean... — Jeffrey L. Hollman

Only you pick that crab. Nobody else take it. I already know this. Everyone else want best quality. You thinking different. — Amy Tan

This hook nose and crab meister attitude has gotten me every job I've ever had. And more divorces than I care to remember. — Norman Fell

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. — Dane Cook

On the reals, all these crab niggaz know the deal,
When we start the revolution, all they'll probably do is squeal. — Nas

A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways. — Mark Twain

Gonzo, the enlightened hippy-biker island god, was a hermit in every sense of the word; a hermit crab and this island was his shell. — Jonathan Dunne

I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs. — Harland Williams

When I wrote my cookbook, 'I Love Crab Cakes,' I asked some of my best chef buddies to contribute recipes. — Tom Douglas

Some versions of crab cakes are mostly crabmeat lightly bound with egg, but I'm a firm believer that a crab cake should contain bread crumbs. — Tom Douglas

He fell off the table like a crab looking for the sea. — Charles Bukowski

Through searching out origins, one becomes a crab. The historian looks backwards, and finally he also believes backwards. — Friedrich Nietzsche

She carefully placed the little crab back in the sand and nudged it toward the surf. Run for your life, Pinchy. I've seen the way this man eats. — Olivia Cunning

I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab. — Dougie Poynter