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Mirth is the sweet wine of human life. It should be offered sparkling with zestful life unto God.
— Henry Ward Beecher
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
— J. Courtney Sullivan
Friendship is given us by nature, not to favor vice, but to aid virtue.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
Getting Democrats organized is like herding cats.
— Al Sharpton
It stings to clean a wound, to poke it and prod it until certain that any contagions have been excised, but we want to heal.
— Bromleigh McCleneghan
Do you know the primary difference between men and gods?" "No, sir." "Gods don't think they can become men.
— Dennis Lehane
There is life in the ground; it goes into the seeds and also when it is stirred up goes into the man who stirs it.
— Charles Dudley Warner
The traits of our sexual culture are still speechlessness, loneliness, violence and not enough desire and love.
— Volkmar Sigusch
The animals are the most important partners for the humans on earth. They unconditionally sustain us.
— Franki Storlie
I grew up with 'best-of' cassettes. My first Smiths record was 'Hatful Of Hollow,' and I had hits albums by Elton John and The Cars.
— Brandon Flowers
Life is a double-faced creature; one face is tragedy, the other one is comedy. We have no way but to face the first face with dignity!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan