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Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Rachel Johnson: In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves. — Rachel Johnson

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Phil Donahue: In a network situation, a vice president, while

In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history. — Phil Donahue

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Ernie Fletcher: Education is our greatest opportunity to give an

Education is our greatest opportunity to give an irrevocable gift to the next generation. — Ernie Fletcher

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Snoop Dogg: There are so many people in the closet,

There are so many people in the closet, and we are giving them an opportunity to come out of the closet and just admit they like to smoke. — Snoop Dogg

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By William J. Bernstein: Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor,

Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor, dentist, or attorney is a high-school dropout. Your stockbroker, however, just might be. — William J. Bernstein

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Patrick O'Brian: God,' he thought, 'never let me outlive my

God,' he thought, 'never let me outlive my wits. — Patrick O'Brian

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Charlie Adam: Losing a family member is extremely difficult for

Losing a family member is extremely difficult for anyone to take. But the normal reaction is to want to get back to your work as soon as you can. — Charlie Adam

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Justin Bartha: I do have rituals. I'm a fairly superstitious

I do have rituals. I'm a fairly superstitious person. — Justin Bartha

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa: I believe the body can take care of

I believe the body can take care of itself. It's all about self-health. It's about depending on our breathing. — Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Jennifer Capriati: People want to hear what I have to

People want to hear what I have to say and respect what I say. — Jennifer Capriati

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Ariel Rechtshaid: I have the utmost respect for synthesizers -

I have the utmost respect for synthesizers - Soft Cell, early Depeche Mode. But that's become a cliche for the '80s. — Ariel Rechtshaid

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By James Dashner: He felt empty and lost like he didn't

He felt empty and lost like he didn't belong anywhere. — James Dashner

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Kenneth Noland: I've also been willing to share any help

I've also been willing to share any help that I could give to any other artist. — Kenneth Noland

Computer Science Jokes Quotes By Davey: When there is power there is corruption, free

When there is power there is corruption, free yourself from these vicissitudes and you will build an empire based on your beliefs. — Davey