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The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already. — The Covert Comic

Thank God it wasn't beef jerky, or I might've ended up dead."

"The President's Neighbor" a comedy script by Brett Bacon. — Brett Bacon

We all say and do things we regret, but it's never to late to change, apologize and become a better person — Thomas Amo

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time. — The Covert Comic

The first rule of book club - is that nobody wants to talk about book club. — Douglas Lewis

Tragedy is actually untimely comedy — Adhish Mazumder

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh. — The Covert Comic

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? — Homer Simpson

The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights) — Warren Moore

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. — Carroll Bryant

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me! — The Covert Comic

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA. — The Covert Comic

Do short people reach their full potential quicker? — Benny Bellamacina

Life is a tragedy for those who feel ... but a comedy for those who think — Brenda Walpole

Human life is an incongruous combination of tragedy and comedy. — Kilroy J. Oldster

They did it quite a lot after that first encounter" ... when Jill remembers first meeting the dashing Baron. — Lisa McKnight

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it. — The Covert Comic

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels. — The Covert Comic

The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone. — J.C. Patrick

Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees. — G.G. Silverman

And in the vine of the divine,
There is a fine line;
Between tragedy and comedy,
That a man cannot define. — Stephan Attia

Every Friday is black where I work. — The Covert Comic

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger

Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero. — Gaurav Rao

If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable. — Michaela Haze

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

I've got more faith in my shotgun than any man, that's for sure. — Kerrelyn Sparks

Today I feel like I did tomorrow. — Carroll Bryant

Get up every day and consider the stage you're on. Only you can decide whether it will be a tragedy, a comedy or a drama. — Maryln Schwartz

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after? — The Covert Comic

Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you. — Raheel Farooq

I'd eat a picnic in Hades with him. — Kristen Ashley

This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. — G.G. Silverman

The comedy of the wicked,
Is the tragedy of the saint;
But the saint's comedy,
Is the wicked's remedy. — Stephan Attia

Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

Goodbyes are not forever. They are always partnered with see you again. — Mathilda Maldita

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones. — Scott B. Pruden

...your heart spoke for you. You gave up everything for me. — Camilla Isley

Where have all the Fembots gone? — Ren Garcia

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching. — Katie Graykowski

Secret 3963. It's only a sucking chest wound if you're not the shooter. — The Covert Comic

No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves. — Demetri Martin

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads? — The Covert Comic

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan