Comedy Night Quotes: top 24 famous quotes about Comedy Night

Comedy Night Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Comedy Night quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night. — Artie Lange

War its thousands slays, Peace its ten thousands. — Beilby Porteus

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler

Only in California could the night air be lit not by fireflies, but radioactive porn star cumshots. — C.Z. Hazard

Education is the best economic policy there is. — Tony Blair

One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp. — Matt Labash

'Saturday Night Live' will always be this amazing, powerful behemoth, but it's also not the only thing happening in comedy anymore. — Jenny Slate

The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it. — Bill Burr

I started listening to music when I wrote when I had three sons at home. — Philip Levine

Stability means respecting precedents. — Arlen Specter

Stand-up keeps you alive. It is definitely the most specialized field in comedy because you need to stay sharp and well-tuned every night. — Tommy Davidson

Might sound crazy but I just left the private plane, promoter paid 100 k and I ain't even stay the whole day. — Wiz Khalifa

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up. — Kevin Nealon

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material. — Sandra Bernhard

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night. — Judah Friedlander

So what do you do for sex? Just one-night stands? Or do you play a lot of five-on-one?
Clarissa — Tiffany Snow

Every night was improv. — Kliph Nesteroff

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years. — Dana Carvey

Finding true love may be a beautiful portion of your story, but it was never intended to be the grand finale. — Debra Fileta

Everyone experiences desire. Desire is not bad. There is no good or bad from the point of view of karma. There is only structured reaction. — Frederick Lenz

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches. — Stephen King

I've never met an artist whose spirit didn't want to fly. — Gary Holland

Life is only fair for the Dead, who get what they want because they want nothing. — Isaac Marion

I rock in his arms under the stars and the blanket of night air, unwilling or unable to tear myself away. — Lisa Daily