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Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
— Katt Williams
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
— Pauly Shore
She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
— Henny Youngman
I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake.
— Steve Carell
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
— Amy Schumer
Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead.
— John Bellairs
The people who are scared of ghosts are the ones who discuss most about them.
— Abhishek Krishnan
My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.
— Jim Gaffigan
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
— Carroll Bryant
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
— Sarah Silverman
The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.
— The Covert Comic
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
— Judah Friedlander
Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it.
— Madeline Kahn
That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny.
— Josh McDermitt
A lot of my early pictures are, I think, quite funny. And these days I tend to look for comedy more and more.
— Helen Levitt
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
— Ilana Glazer
I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
— James L. Brooks
We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.
— George Lopez
Funny is funny is funny.
— Bob Newhart
Mr. Monogamy doesn't find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I'd have to chuck it all and join a monastery.
— Kim Cormack
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.
— Chelsea Handler
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
— Amunhotep El Bey
You exaggerate your own reactions.
— Dylan Moran
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
— Jennifer Lopez
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math.
— Dat Phan
I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?
— Paul Merton
Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.
— Jonas Eriksson
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.
— Bruce Robinson
A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.
— Matthew Moy
I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered
— Johnny Moscato
Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.
— Neel Burton
I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.
— G.G. Silverman
Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more - how do you say? - pop-oo-laaarrrity.
— Sofia Vergara
If you see the light at the end
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern
I played myself in an Aziz Ansari comedy, and that was funny to see how they saw me ... flowing scarves and a flourish of pink! Eek!
— Colin Salmon
It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.
— Philip K. Dick
Nate Silver is now forecasting Oscar winners. The only area of life in which he has no expertise, ironically, is life itself.
— Norman Chad
If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?
— Norman Chad
I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.
— Will Ferrell
I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
— Dave Chappelle
When someone close to you dies, move seats.
— Jimmy Carr
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'
— Susan Sarandon
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.
— Jim Gaffigan
Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.
— Lily Tomlin
Laughter is the best medicine
— Chase Soundly
Every Friday is black where I work.
— The Covert Comic
One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real.
— Rebecca McNutt
A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
— Gary D. Schmidt
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
The strongest should come first in comedy because once a character is really established as funny everything he does is funny.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.
— S.A. Tawks
I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.
— Santosh Kalwar
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
— Jimmy Carr
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
— Michelle Pfeiffer
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.
— Ben Barnes
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it.
— Jack Whitehall
I knew I was in deep shit. I didn't know how deep - just that I still hadn't touched bottom.
— Sol Luckman
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials
— Ann Everett
You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be.
— Samantha Stroh Bailey
It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.
— Jason Reitman
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
— Johnny Moscato
I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.
— Morgan Freeman
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
— Bill Bailey
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman