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Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off. — Ted Alexandro

Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV. — Chris Rock

A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage, you're not living in your head. — Chris Rock

Amiable weaknesses of human nature. — Edward Gibbon

The wolfhound century leaps at my shoulders,
But I am no wolf by blood. — Osip Mandelstam

Wherever I go, whomever I meet, I see myself in their eyes, because I am a part of everything, because I love. — Miguel Ruiz

Think of every character as a main character. They believe they're the main characters in their stories. No one should just be an obstacle. — Ben Edlund

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian. — Chris Rock

this is my jam... — Jeaniene Frost

Being a comedian is a lot like being an athlete. If you're Carl Lewis and you're the fastest, then no matter what you're the fastest. — Chris Rock

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it. — Chris Rock

You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law. — Chris Rock

All the kids from my nursery school are still in touch. — Anne Wojcicki

Though part of me had always wanted to be a comedian, another part of me had always wanted to be Bryant Gumbel or Dan Rather. — Chris Rock

What's the point of having weak enemies? They just waste your time. — Steven Brust

You look like a ghost," Bailey says. He can think of no better way to describe it.
"You appear the same way to me, so which of us is real? — Erin Morgenstern

Meanwhile everything matters - that concerns you. — Edith Wharton

We were all meant to save many lives. God is always trying to save lives, and it seems like He usually uses the least likely people to do it. — Bob Goff

So long as you write what you wish to write, that is all that matters; and whether it matters for ages or only for hours, nobody can say. — Virginia Woolf

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later. — Chris Rock

I was interested in both Western and Indian classical music. — Satyajit Ray

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx. — Chris Rock

Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse. — Chris Rock

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on. — Chris Rock

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was to be a teenager. Boy, was I wrong. — Chris Rock

I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show. — Chris Rock