Colonoscopy Quotes
Collection of top 19 famous quotes about Colonoscopy
Colonoscopy Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Colonoscopy quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
How did they know when to laugh? What to laugh about?
— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
ATLANTA NIGHTS: I haven't been this stunned since my colonoscopy.
— Dennis L. McKiernan
Then again, could you go through a colonoscopy with someone and not be wedded for life?
— Deb Caletti
Like all people, there are days I feel beautiful and days I don't. When I don't, I do something about it.
— Cheryl Tiegs
Were we as we should be, We wouldn't need any illusions ... — Fernando Pessoa
Trying to act normal with FBI running from office to office, was like trying to carry on a conversation when having a colonoscopy.
— Matthew Mather
Those who have achieved all their aims probably set them too low
— Herbert Von Karajan
The white man will never be alone. Let him be just, and deal kindly with my people. For the dead are not powerless.
— Chief Seattle
The Kingdom of God is within man, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you!
— Charlie Chaplin
He knows too much about himself to subject her to a morning after, when he will be cold, surly, impatient to be alone.
— J.M. Coetzee
One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!!The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said! — Jim Lawrence
Reading is not just an escape. It is access to a better way of life.
— Karin Slaughter
Assure thee, if I do vow a friendship, I'll perform it to the last article. Othello, Act III, Scene iii — William Shakespeare
Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.
— Satchel Paige
