Colin Mochrie Quotes
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Colin Mochrie Quotes & Sayings
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Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
— Colin Mochrie
Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
— Colin Mochrie
If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
— Colin Mochrie
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
— Colin Mochrie
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
— Colin Mochrie
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
— Colin Mochrie
And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.
— Colin Mochrie
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
— Colin Mochrie
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
— Colin Mochrie
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
— Colin Mochrie
My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
— Colin Mochrie
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
— Drew Carey
For as long as I can remember I've had memories.
— Colin Mochrie
Let me play a man in a scene.
— Colin Mochrie
Did you know that ... 'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
— Colin Mochrie
I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people.
— Colin Mochrie
It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
— Colin Mochrie
Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
— Colin Mochrie
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
— Colin Mochrie
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
— Colin Mochrie
Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
— Colin Mochrie
What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
— Colin Mochrie
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
— Colin Mochrie
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
— Colin Mochrie
I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.
— Colin Mochrie
Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing.
— Colin Mochrie
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum ... but come on down. We're going crazy.
— Colin Mochrie
NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
— Colin Mochrie
My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.
— Colin Mochrie
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!
— Colin Mochrie
This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
— Colin Mochrie
You don't sweat much for a fat girl!
— Colin Mochrie
What kind of FBI agent are you?
— Colin Mochrie
