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Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense. — Eoin Colfer

My most scientific analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it's magic. — Chris Colfer

The thought of revenge always gave her a warm fuzzy feeling. — Eoin Colfer

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal. — Eoin Colfer

I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up. — Eoin Colfer

I miss my suits... — Eoin Colfer

*to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard — Eoin Colfer

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present. — Eoin Colfer

Sometimes you have good days, and sometimes you have bad days. It really depends on how much caffeine you've had. — Chris Colfer

It's a tough world to find yourself in, but an even tougher one to be yourself in — Chris Colfer

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again. — Eoin Colfer

The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting. — Eoin Colfer

There's no place like home," Dorothy — Chris Colfer

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't. — Eoin Colfer

My bugs don't have bugs. — Eoin Colfer

Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss? — Eoin Colfer

You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue — Eoin Colfer

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old. — Eoin Colfer

Any of these vultures smell weakness, and they'll mess you up faster than sugar in a gas tank. — Eoin Colfer

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf? — Eoin Colfer

Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart. — Eoin Colfer

If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun. — Eoin Colfer

I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader. — Eoin Colfer

Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life. — Eoin Colfer

Mona began firing with deadly accuracy, also with a stream of Spanish words that Cosmo suspected were not taught in kindergarten. — Eoin Colfer

The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask. — Eoin Colfer

It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON- — Eoin Colfer

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. — Eoin Colfer

I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator — Chris Colfer

I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary. — Eoin Colfer

That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. — Eoin Colfer

Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.. — Eoin Colfer

Alex gave him a dirty look. The dark green coloring faded from Froggy's face. — Chris Colfer

Perhaps we can win, he thought. But there will be no happy ending — Eoin Colfer

He used to be so happy, but now he walks around with so much negative energy. Sometimes a personal rain cloud can be deadly, you know. — Chris Colfer

You need to grow from your mistakes, not let your mistakes grow. — Chris Colfer The Land Of Stories

If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void. — Eoin Colfer

Holly is alive,' thought Foaly
'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. — Eoin Colfer

King Nicholas had explained the lense box to — Eoin Colfer

I know you secretly agree with me," Conner said, bumping her shoulder with his. "Conner, — Chris Colfer

Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you. — Eoin Colfer

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket. — Eoin Colfer

Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated. — Chris Colfer

his big, glossy eyes. "It's — Chris Colfer

Well, young man, have you found anyone worthy of your respect?"
Artemis smiled back. "Yes," he said. "I believe I have. — Eoin Colfer

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? — Eoin Colfer

No one ever stops being a student in the classroom of life — Chris Colfer

Forgiveness is what we all need to forget the past, even if we — Chris Colfer

The name's Bond. James Omar Bond. — Eoin Colfer

You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you. — Eoin Colfer

Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing. — Chris Colfer

The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall. — Eoin Colfer

I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal. — Eoin Colfer

The Masked Man's son, — Chris Colfer

There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get out of high school and make everyone sorry. — Chris Colfer

Family Farms, she declared. A hush fell over the room. Little Bo Peep was a very — Chris Colfer

But after being on the run I've learned a life spent creating enemies isn't worth leading. Having allies is the best advantage in the world. — Chris Colfer

This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot — Eoin Colfer

We'll take the path to the right and ask the first person, plant, or animal we see. — Chris Colfer

I don't know much,
But when push comes to shove,
I definitely don't believe,
There's such a thing as wrong love. — Chris Colfer

They loved fairy tales so much. If they ever got here and saw everything we've seen, I doubt they would have left. — Chris Colfer

To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws. — Chris Colfer

People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone. — Eoin Colfer

A date with the boy she loved, and has been running from — Chris Colfer

Anything else, Butler?"
"The cosh, sir. — Eoin Colfer

Don't feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers. — Eoin Colfer

A flame may love a snowflake, but they can never be together without each harming the other. — Chris Colfer

What prevents my life from being a sad after-school special is I don't give a shiiit. — Chris Colfer

JUST BECAUSE ANYONE CAN, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE SHOULD (Mrs. Peters to Conner Bailey) — Chris Colfer

Always have a plan B and a friend with bail, and you're guaranteed to never fail," Mother Goose said and took another drink. "That's my motto. — Chris Colfer

Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. — Eoin Colfer

I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was. — Chris Colfer

My life is an awkward visit from the kids table. — Chris Colfer

...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make. — Eoin Colfer

Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. — Eoin Colfer

There's always time for babbling. — Eoin Colfer

How was your ... eh ... trip?"
Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful ... — Eoin Colfer

I'm the handsome Butterboy," Jack announced. "I'm the queen's soul mate. I just don't know it yet because I'm emotionally immature. Sorry Connor. — Chris Colfer

Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal. — Eoin Colfer

I should retire for the night," she said. "I know I make it look so effortless, but world domination is exhausting. — Chris Colfer

People are not born heroes or villains; they're created by the people around them. — Chris Colfer

Just because anyone can do something doesn't mean everyone should, Mrs. — Chris Colfer

Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks? — Eoin Colfer

Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship. — Eoin Colfer

She hadn't had such an adrenaline rush since she traveled around Europe with Conner. She just wished he were with her to keep her company. — Chris Colfer

The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trousers. — Eoin Colfer

I was consumed by my love for Chris Colfer, and I just couldn't hold it in any longer. — Darren Criss

Being part of a secret is a great source of strength. — Eoin Colfer

Right, enough talk. I think it's time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist. — Eoin Colfer

Mortals, screw 'em. — Eoin Colfer

Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat. — Eoin Colfer

Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?
Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be? — Eoin Colfer

... desperate times required judicious risk-taking. — Eoin Colfer

I can act ... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually. — Chris Colfer

Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch. — Eoin Colfer

Every driven person comes from a mountain of pain they wish to keep hidden. — Chris Colfer

I am surprised. 'A disk? A bloody disk. What do I look like to you? Jason goddamn Bourne? — Eoin Colfer

I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders. — Eoin Colfer