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My most scientific analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it's magic.
— Chris Colfer
I miss my suits...
— Eoin Colfer
*to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard
— Eoin Colfer
Sometimes you have good days, and sometimes you have bad days. It really depends on how much caffeine you've had.
— Chris Colfer
It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
— Eoin Colfer
There's no place like home," Dorothy
— Chris Colfer
When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.
— Eoin Colfer
My bugs don't have bugs.
— Eoin Colfer
You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue
— Eoin Colfer
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
— Eoin Colfer
Any of these vultures smell weakness, and they'll mess you up faster than sugar in a gas tank.
— Eoin Colfer
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
— Eoin Colfer
Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart.
— Eoin Colfer
I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.
— Eoin Colfer
It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-
— Eoin Colfer
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
— Eoin Colfer
I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator
— Chris Colfer
I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
— Eoin Colfer
Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly..
— Eoin Colfer
He used to be so happy, but now he walks around with so much negative energy. Sometimes a personal rain cloud can be deadly, you know.
— Chris Colfer
You need to grow from your mistakes, not let your mistakes grow.
— Chris Colfer The Land Of Stories
If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
— Eoin Colfer
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
— Eoin Colfer
King Nicholas had explained the lense box to
— Eoin Colfer
I know you secretly agree with me," Conner said, bumping her shoulder with his. "Conner,
— Chris Colfer
Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you.
— Eoin Colfer
All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.
— Eoin Colfer
Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated.
— Chris Colfer
his big, glossy eyes. "It's
— Chris Colfer
Well, young man, have you found anyone worthy of your respect?"Artemis smiled back. "Yes," he said. "I believe I have. — Eoin Colfer
No one ever stops being a student in the classroom of life
— Chris Colfer
The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
— Eoin Colfer
I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.
— Eoin Colfer
The Masked Man's son,
— Chris Colfer
I don't know much,But when push comes to shove,
I definitely don't believe,
There's such a thing as wrong love. — Chris Colfer
They loved fairy tales so much. If they ever got here and saw everything we've seen, I doubt they would have left.
— Chris Colfer
To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.
— Chris Colfer
A date with the boy she loved, and has been running from
— Chris Colfer
Anything else, Butler?""The cosh, sir. — Eoin Colfer
A flame may love a snowflake, but they can never be together without each harming the other.
— Chris Colfer
What prevents my life from being a sad after-school special is I don't give a shiiit.
— Chris Colfer
My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.
— Chris Colfer
...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
— Eoin Colfer
Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
— Eoin Colfer
There's always time for babbling.
— Eoin Colfer
How was your ... eh ... trip?"Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful ... — Eoin Colfer
Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
— Eoin Colfer
I should retire for the night," she said. "I know I make it look so effortless, but world domination is exhausting.
— Chris Colfer
Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
— Eoin Colfer
Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.
— Eoin Colfer
The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trousers.
— Eoin Colfer
I was consumed by my love for Chris Colfer, and I just couldn't hold it in any longer.
— Darren Criss
Being part of a secret is a great source of strength.
— Eoin Colfer
Right, enough talk. I think it's time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist.
— Eoin Colfer
Mortals, screw 'em.
— Eoin Colfer
Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.
— Eoin Colfer
Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be? — Eoin Colfer
... desperate times required judicious risk-taking.
— Eoin Colfer
I can act ... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually.
— Chris Colfer
Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.
— Eoin Colfer
