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How fast were you?" Wes asked me. I said, "Not that fast."
"You mean you couldn't ... fly?" he said, smiling at me. — Sarah Dessen

As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice. — Markus Zusak

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Woe doth the heavier sit where it perceives it is but faintly borne. — William Shakespeare

Because seas are like cats, he said, they always come home. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. — Daniel Tosh

It's so stupid how someone touching you - just their skin on your skin - can make you feel all sorts of things you don't want to feel. — Sarra Manning

There's no such thing as probability," she says, slowly, with minimal movement of her jaw. "Things turn out the way they do. — Johnny Rich