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I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea. — Saffron Aldridge

I'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah Winfrey interview — Kevin Sinnott

If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman

Oh it's fantastic because I get to whip people like David into shape and tell them to go get me coffee. Kidding - okay. — Debra Messing

Very few problems cannot be solved by either coffee, wine or chocolate. — Evelynn Crowe

For me, coffee was kind of like pizza-even when you got a bad piece, it was still pretty good. — Nicole Williams

You'd have coffee on a drip if you could, wouldn't you? — Kristina Adams

Juliet, none of your margin notes! Sophie, dear, don't let her drink coffee while she reads. And off we'd go with new books to read. — Mary Ann Shaffer

Talent and work ethic are nothing without belief. — A.D. Posey

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? — Cassandra Clare

You are neither coffee nor tea,
you are just the right amount of
whatever it is I'm trying to find. — Sade Andria Zabala

I got some coffee and stood looking at the sky. — Patti Smith

This is one of my favorite parts of the marriage deal." ... "I mean the sex is pretty good, but the coffee ... The coffee is amazing! — J.D. Robb

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake. — Scott Adams

Full value for your soul wouldn't get you a cup of coffee at a convenience store. — Tim Pratt

Oh, please - may we keep the coffee? It's all we have. — Martha Hall Kelly

It wasn't just coffee ... it was an experience. Smooth, roasted, buttery notes gave away to a velvet finish. — Lisa Kleypas

people trying to look like Eurotrash were sitting outside having various kinds of fancy coffee and looking at each other. — Robert B. Parker

I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money. — Tig Notaro

I rise near dawn, make a strong cup of coffee, wander to my desk and come fully awake by reading something written the day before. — Daniel Woodrell

But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could. — Gail Porter

You mean she's motivated by coffee and nerd gear and judges people solely on whether or not they're an asshole?" Elizabeth grinned. "Exactly. — Alanea Alder

the lead Inspector told her he wanted some coffee. She handed him a five dollar bill and told him she wanted some too. Black. No sugar." Jeremy — Sophia Jackie

The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee. And I will pay more for that ability. — John D. Rockefeller

That's something that annoys the hell out of me- I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't — J.D. Salinger

Delectable," Ulysses said. "Of all the drinks that I have drank on all the planets I have visited, the coffee is the best. — Clifford D. Simak

If there wasn't coffee, the entire world would shuffle around like zombies. — J.D. Robb

I'd learned never to be a snob until I got to know a person's worth; and how can you get to know a person well if you don't have coffee together? — Costas Taktsis

I chose to be a writer no more than I chose to be female. — A.D. Posey

If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. — David Letterman

...life without coffee is not really life. — Michael D. O'Brien

Another head - and a black alpaca jacket and a serviette this time - to tell us coffee is ready. Not before it is time, too. — D.H. Lawrence

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. — Phyllis Diller

Claire to Tony: I know you enjoy coffee, I'd offer you some. But, the last time I got you coffee, it didn't work out so well for me. — Aleatha Romig

If brains were money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee. — Shelley Long

'Can you imagine, 30 years ago, saying nobody will make coffee at home?' Nancy McGuckin, a travel researcher in Washington, D.C. — Tom Vanderbilt

I don't care if we're on our way to look at the dismembered corpse of the pope, I want coffee. — D.D. Barant

The man's got more money than God, and he sends you a bag of coffee? — J.D. Robb

Bobby sips his coffee. If there wasn't coffee on this earth, I'd be dead. — Ned Vizzini

Whoever had opened that first Starbucks in Seattle should be shot. — Virna DePaul

Sit down, have a nice cup of coffee read a book in another language - the fountain of youth! — Stephen D. Krashen

I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I ... — Darynda Jones

She woke to the scent of coffee, and wondered if that was how mornings in heaven smelled. — J.D. Robb

Every morning, sweeten your coffee with some love and you will sweeten your day with happiness. — Debasish Mridha

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. — Louisa May Alcott

When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit. — Tig Notaro

That's why you never smile. You'd be a better man if you drank coffee. — Tarryn Fisher

You can tell the number of hours spent on a work by counting the number of coffee rings on your desk. — A.D. Posey

If Sam told him, I'd have to kill Sam. Since I didn't have the stomach for outright murder, I'd break his coffee maker. — Melissa Haag

I'd give him a cup of coffee and a big helping of a knuckle sandwich. Generosity was a virtue and I was in the mood to be extremely virtuous. — Ilona Andrews

Kate could not have looked any more stunned if he'd just proposed that they move to Colombia State together and become coffee bean farmers. — Marissa Meyer

I talk better when I'm drinking coffee." "Me, too. If by coffee you mean beer, and by better you mean louder. — D.D. Barant

Rested, shaved, coffee'd, steaked, you will be a different man. — Patrick O'Brian

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how
wonderful it was. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I'd rather have a cup of coffee and a cigarette than live in all that honesty. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

I once considered learning to love iced coffee, but then I remembered I'd have to kill myself, so I gave up the idea. — Richard Kadrey

To increase the value of your day, add some love and gratitude to your coffee and some kindness to your dinner. — Debasish Mridha

I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I'd had it more. — Kevin Sinnott

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. — John William Van Druten

I never trust a man who tucks in his shirt by choice or neglects coffee in favor of tea. — Brian D'Ambrosio

I don't drink coffee. — Waris Ahluwalia

Drink your coffee, it clears out the brain in the morning — Sergei Lukyanenko

Coffee Fuck you, coffee IS TOO a virtue. Do not deny me this. Do not dare! — Chuck Wendig

Can I make it up to you? Coffee? Tea? Me? — Tiffany Reisz

Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before! — Geoff Blake

I drink coffee for the taste, of course, since caffeine is the last thing I need. Most of the things I do in life are for flavor, not necessity — Emery Lord

I tend to work in coffee shops. I need to get out of the house, and, well, I need the coffee. — Bryan Cogman

I like my coffee like I like my romantic partners: cold and bitter and prone to giving me anxiety attacks. — Moby

We live in an instant-coffee world. Sometimes real-world solutions take a little longer. — Mike Conaway

Coffee and love taste the same, bittersweet! — Saravana Kumar Murugan

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry

You're just a big softy," he taunted. "The last person said that to me got Viagra in his coffee next morning," Ty warned seriously. — Madeleine Urban

Cheri grinned cockily at Pam and turned to Chelsea. "I figure my coffee won't have time to get cold before this is over. — C.B. Cook

Isn't that weird?" I said. "All the different types of sentient species in the universe, and we're all different, but we all drink coffee. — John Scalzi

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi

People don't stop eating, and they don't stop drinking coffee. — Magic Johnson

I don't know how to use appliances. I mean, I use the coffee maker. But that's it. — Peter Eisenman

Tea is certainly as much of a social drink as coffee, and more domestic, for the reason that the teacup hours are the family hours.
— Arthur Gray

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee. — Howard Schultz

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. — James Mackintosh

I do not relish leaving home, leaving my children, leaving the familiarity of my bed, my coffee maker, my slippers, but I do love hotels. — Nickolas Butler

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks. — Holly Black

My husband is a musician, and 'Paste' is one of his favorite places to be interviewed by. — Claire Coffee

Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes. — Ankita Singhal

Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn't a sophisticated task for a person, but it's hard for a robot. — Vijay Kumar

You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here. — Will Ferrell

There is no better love potion than a coffee. When a man drinks the coffee made by you he will become forever yours. — Sophia Loren

Isn't hot coffee a wonderful thing? How did people get along before it was invented? — Betty Smith

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony. — Arthur Conan Doyle

I don't get superheroes," she says,
"if you could see through everything
you'd see nothing at all. — Paul Madonna

Coffee, whiskey, and fishing poles. That's really all you need in life. — Brandi Carlile

When I was in college, the first thing we did in acting class was to observe an animal at the zoo and become that animal. So I picked a wallaby. — Claire Coffee

Over coffee and orange juice the embryonic suicide brightens visibly. — Sylvia Plath

Cam was staring into her coffee, cradling the mug in both hands. A working woman's hands, sporting a few scrapes and scratches. Strong, capable hands. — Jo Victor

I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water. — David Letterman

Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast. — P. J. O'Rourke

The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning. — Sam Allardyce

Real-life things, like spiders and snakes, that doesn't scare me, but if it's a monster or a ghost or an alien, that will always scare me. — Claire Coffee

And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten, And drank coffee, and talked for an hour. — T. S. Eliot

One derives great moral strength from a cup of coffee, I said. — Chaim Potok