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There is nothing like being told to go fuck yourself by the same person who was, only days before, praying on your behalf.
— Henry Rollins
My greatest love has always been words.
— Katja Michael
Bah! you wish to hear a man tell of his worst actions, and you expect the story to come out goody-goody! One's worst actions always are mean. We
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Life is wasted on the living.
— Douglas Adams
This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls?
— Tymber Dalton
live well love hard and laugh often
— Jack Hardy
— Jack Hardy
Tanks being deployed far forward is an indication of offensive action; tanks in depth is an indication of defensive action.
— Norman Schwarzkopf
Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.
— Dave Foley
At the end of every stage performance, the audience all applaud me for doing my job, but I have friends who work in offices who don't get that.
— Kenneth Branagh
I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
— Nick Offerman
i'm pretty sure you have s t a r d u s t running through those v e i n s. - women are some kind of magic.
— Amanda Lovelace
If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee,
— Nancy Astor
The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.
— Evan Esar
There must be logical minds among all species if they hope to survive. Not everyone can be bridled with hope and optimism.
— Kayla Krantz
Where there's love, gossip won't strive or thrive.
— Kemi Sogunle