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I must have been seriously frustrated by my lack of sword-fighting skills to make all this up. My dream head hurts just thinking about it. — Susan Ee

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch. — P. J. O'Rourke

Most of My Friends are two-thirds water — Kelly Link

A woman's orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependant as much upon her mind as on her clitoris. — Megan Hart

A good addiction is a contradiction in terms. Anything people can't give up or must have is not healthy, no matter what the activity. — Jody Dean

It is more difficult to fight poverty in a rich country than in a poor one. — Mother Teresa

Palate properly whetted, I spelunked for her clitoris, tasting Bourgogne Rouge and Maya's body. — Rex Pickett

In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement. — Ben Goldacre

And man will go on. Man, not men. — Ayn Rand

Knowledge and human power are synonymous. — Francis Bacon

The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself. — Dannii Minogue

Which is it," she asked. "Is it CLIToris or clotORis?"
I didn't know. Why didn't I know? "It may depend on which you have," I said. — Lorrie Moore

I can flip my tongue over. Only one in 10,000 people can. I learned that at Ripley's Believe It or Not! — Gabourey Sidibe

Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris ... and I really know my way around them. Big fan. — Emma Chase

It felt so wonderful that she concluded that the existence of her clitoris was proof positive that God loved her. — Dossie Easton

Shiver me clitoris, that's an evil vessel,' Severance says. — Charlie Human

A religion without the Holy Ghost, though it had all the ordinances and all the doctrines of the New Testament, would certainly not be Christianity. — William Arthur Ward

Words can be worrisome, poeple complex, motives and manners unclear, grant her the wisdom to choose her path right, free from unkindness and fear. — Neil Gaiman

Two generations of Americans knew more about the Ford coil than the clitoris, about the planetary system of gears that the solar system of stars. — John Steinbeck

Absence makes the clitoris grow fonder. — Cassie Mae

It was very bad for me that my deafness happened at around the same time as I discovered my clitoris. — Jeanette Winterson

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. — Tim Allen

Sex with the gorilla went on a bit, but once he'd stumbled over my clitoris we both had good times. — Sue Townsend

The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. — Eve Ensler

Do not trust your memory, it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. — Georges Duhamel

You have to win and especially, as I have, you have to win a trophy for the first time. — Jose Mourinho