Cleaning Humor Quotes
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Cleaning Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Nothing like cleaning the whole house while my siblings sing "O Canada" - #oldestchildsyndrome.
— Michelle N. Onuorah
Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects.
— Thomas Carlyle
This was how an enemy should be dealt with: with a dagger, not a declaration.
— George R R Martin
If we can send a guy to the moon we can certainly go a quarter of a mile and not get hurt.
— Don Prudhomme
Okay, I should probably mention right here that Brandon used the real word, but this is my story, so I'm cleaning it up a little.
— Rachel Hawkins
If you don't smell good, then you don't look good.
— Katy Elizabeth
With all her finesse for cleaning, Snag sometimes felt that her biggest contribution to mankind was making a mess of things.
— Sere Prince Halverson
The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker! — Lydia Davis
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker! — Lydia Davis
TM is helping you tap into something that's already inside of you - that's you in essence.
— Cameron Diaz
Blue was awfully fond of her father, considering she'd never met him.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Ha! Good luck, lady!" Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. "No one knows what goes on inside this head. Not even me.
— Christopher Healy
To turn water into wine, and what is common into what is holy, is indeed the glory of Christianity.
— Frederick William Robertson
Rebellions work. We've seen it. We've helped make it happen.
— Chuck Wendig
The modern age has brought the geography of the earth near to us, but made it difficult for us to come into touch with man
— Rabindranath Tagore
So he taped a sign on the bathroom door that said OFFICE OF MR. THOMAS WADE. My mom put a sign next to it that said I'D RATHER BE FISHING.
— Katherine Applegate
I just want the pain to end.
— Julie Anne Peters