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The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house. — Art Buchwald

Come on," he said in a bored voice to the shadow. "We have to clean house first. — J.R. Ward

I'm not a clean freak. My house is a mess. — Kate Walsh

My house is very clean apart from a very small part of it that looks as if we've been burgled, which is my office. — David Morrissey

I clean my house, although I have help. I'm on the floor getting spots. I can't stand a dirty house. I'm a cleaning fanatic. — Patti LaBelle

A clean house is a sad house. — Marty Rubin

When you have cat stealers over for tea, you clean the house, buy bagels and cream cheese, and try to figure out how to trap your guests in a lie. — Caroline Paul

You know how before a party you clean up your house so that everyone thinks you live that way all the time? That's meeting someone at an awards show. — Lauren Graham

Everything I do is metal. When I clean my house, it's metal. — Scott Ian

When a new president comes in, a new president gets to clean house. — Hillary Clinton

$100,000 donors buy access to Congress and the White House. We believe it's long past time to clean up Washington. — William J. Clinton

I want to clean myself like the window of a house, make myself clear for things to pass through. Flat and quiet. — Elizabeth Rosner

Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes. — Lois Greiman

That's why he'd bought her. He'd already imagined the children she'd bear and the cotton she'd pick and the house she'd clean every day of her life. — Daniel Black

I've cleaned the house once (that's one more than I usually clean it) and I've checked the time on the clock no less than a thousand times. — Colleen Hoover

People have been living in my head rent-free, and I'm just now beginning to realize I'm actually the fucking landlord. Time to clean house. — Theo Fleury

Water, we go to you dirty and rise from you clean. — P.C. Cast

We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself - your own house - which we never do. — Marina Abramovic

Morning sun fills the house, creamy as lemon chiffon, lighting the insides of cupboards and empty closets and clean, bare floors. — Celeste Ng

For a while I had somebody that came to clean my house that turned out to be in a band that I really loved. — Carrie Brownstein

It is the house of my dreams. My Tuscan dream! [Every Italophile's dream] — Kate Fitzroy

A house should look lived in, and I consider it clean as long as I don't stick to it and it doesn't give me cholera. — Jenny Lawson

God can't clean the house of you when you're still in it. — Anne Lamott

When I cease to enjoy what I'm doing, then I shall do something mundane ~ like clean my house. — Peggy Toney Horton

You have got to clean your own house first before you tell other people that they aren't doing it right. — Dan Webster

Our house contains all that's high-end and high-tech and shiny clean. And three people who would rather be somewhere else. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

I clean out my house weekly. I just keep a lot of silly little things that are meaningful to me. — Cassie Scerbo

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others. — Matthew Perry

I don't mind dying, I'll gladly do that, but not right now, I need to clean the house first. — Astrid Lindgren

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. — Kathy Lette

I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night. — James Thurber

Keep your own house and its surroundings pure and clean. This hygiene will keep you healthy and benefit your worldly life. — Sathya Sai Baba

The poet is at the disposal of the night. His role is humble, he must clean house and await its due visitation. — Jean Cocteau

I clean my own utensils, my house and I even travel alone. I don't know what the life of a superstar is like. — Esha Gupta

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house. — Joan Crawford

It was his habit, when he rewrote anything, to shed himself of all earlier versions. He kept a clean house. — Barbara Kingsolver

When I'm not working, I dress like a surfer. I look like I'm going to come into your house and clean your pool. — Alec Baldwin

Phase two of Operation Fish and CHIPs (Clean House of the Idiot Piranhas) — Brenda Pandos

I'm sure nobody wants to know this, but my husband does all the cleaning - rather too much cleaning. It is too clean, the house! — Harriet Harman

I have someone else clean my house so that it will actually get cleaned, and I let kids in my house survive on Peeps and 'SpongeBob.' — Julia London

My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews. — Alan King

It was a good day to die.I was in love. The house was clean — Dawn Downey

I'm super lucky because I come home and I don't have to run errands and clean the house and do all that. — Vanessa Paradis

More important than a clean house is a close family. — Ann Voskamp

There had not been this many words sounded in our house for a long time, and it was going to take a while to clean them out. — Shirley Jackson

They went into his kitchen, which was in the state his house always was - basically clean but cluttered with books, unopened mail, and grocery bags, — Noelle Adams

You know, you got to get the devil out the house 'fore you can clean it up! — Ron Hall