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Clean But Funny Quotes By Albert Camus: Therefore there is only one form of freedom

Therefore there is only one form of freedom for Stirner, "my power," and only
one truth, "the magnificent egotism of the stars. — Albert Camus

Clean But Funny Quotes By Albert Camus: Although it was the middle of winter, I

Although it was the middle of winter, I finally realized that, within me, summer was inextinguishable. — Albert Camus

Clean But Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: A clean desk is a sign of a

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. — Mark Twain

Clean But Funny Quotes By David Levithan: I find I very rarely live up to

I find I very rarely live up to my words. And since you know me primarily through my words, there are oh so many ways I can disappoint. — David Levithan

Clean But Funny Quotes By Kyousuke Motomi: Haha, I can't hit you. If I did,

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

Clean But Funny Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm the master of distractions. A couple of

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Clean But Funny Quotes By Mae West: It's hard to be funny when you have

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West

Clean But Funny Quotes By Tara Palmer-Tomkinson: I often pay homeless people to come round

I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car. — Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

Clean But Funny Quotes By David Letterman: Do you remember when you found out there

Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do the show. — David Letterman

Clean But Funny Quotes By Gregory Maguire: No one controls your destiny. Even at the

No one controls your destiny. Even at the very worst - there is always choice. — Gregory Maguire

Clean But Funny Quotes By Adam Rex: Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. — Adam Rex

Clean But Funny Quotes By Redman: You know what make me laugh? Good, clean,

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman

Clean But Funny Quotes By Markus Zusak: When a woman with an iron fist tells

When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot. — Markus Zusak

Clean But Funny Quotes By Bruce Springsteen: The release date is just one day, but

The release date is just one day, but the record is forever. — Bruce Springsteen

Clean But Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? — Steven Wright

Clean But Funny Quotes By Joan Bauer: Life and death played out before my very

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

Clean But Funny Quotes By Guy De Maupassant: History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady. — Guy De Maupassant

Clean But Funny Quotes By Amanda Hocking: I love it when you talk clean to

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking