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I've been choking to death for years. By now this should be easy.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes, like in 'Invisible Monsters,' I get too out of control, and instead of a plot point every chapter, I want a plot point in every sentence.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The cancer I don't have is everywhere now.
— Chuck Palahniuk
This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.
— Chuck Palahniuk
There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there. It's up to you to find them.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Do you realize that anything you can do in your lifetime will be meaningless a hundred years from now? she says.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Now, her doc doesn't say any of this was the reason her mommy parts cleaned house, but she doesn't say it helped, either. Dana's
— Chuck Palahniuk
I was very invested in love but it was just this long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's about getting off.
— Chuck Palahniuk
There are bodies buried everywhere you just have to know where to look.
— Chuck Palahniuk
If we can prove an afterlife, then we have less pressure to make our physical life last forever.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Nevertheless, here it is: my Hideous Admission. I'll fess up and come clean. I'm out of the closet. I'm dead. Now don't hold it against me.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Me with nothing left to lose, plotting my big revenge in the spotlight. Give me violent revenge fantasies as a coping mechanism.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Shining anal queen of perfection, she says, Fuck.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Love is a skill you learn.
— Chuck Palahniuk
A writer's job is to cultivate what can go wrong. You're always looking for that dramatic arc of where things can fail.
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More and more, the hardest part of crying is when I can't stop.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I have a lot of money.
— Chuck Palahniuk
By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself.
— Chuck Palahniuk
No shit, there's worse ways to be dead than dying.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night?You see how fast reality fades away? — Chuck Palahniuk
When we remember someone as a drunk, a liar, a bully, we're only creating an excuse for our own poor behavior.
— Chuck Palahniuk
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake ... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Some people still think knowledge is power.
— Chuck Palahniuk
A cigarette, a sip, a question; breathing, drinking and asking, she demonstrates all the basic applications for the human mouth.
— Chuck Palahniuk
After you hear even the shortest great story, it should fill you with a little bit of fear.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Nails. The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as if being a man means looking the way a sculptor or an art director says.
— Chuck Palahniuk
How the agent explained this to me was, we weren't targeting the smartest people in the world, just the most.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The greatest weapon any warrior can carry into battle is absolute certainty of her eternal soul.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
— Chuck Palahniuk
Every direction I could see to go was just a different nightmare.
— Chuck Palahniuk
When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The first rule of film club is you don't talk about Rosebud.
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You kill strangers deliberately so you don't accidentally kill the people you love.
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A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Yes, these are bruises from fighting and I'm okay with that.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Everything sounds so much better when it comes out of a man's mouth
— Chuck Palahniuk
Find good in what the world says is evil.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Anymore, no one's mine is their own.
— Chuck Palahniuk
These dudes, clutching their little gifts, for them today is their kind-of-honeymoon.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The joke is, we all have the same punchline.
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Oh, I am just that fabulous. So sex furniture.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Face it, dude. You nearly did sex on God's table. You're already shame spiralling big-time.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The truth is nobody here is as stupid or evil as I let on. Except me.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Tatues of saints in somebody else's religion. To me they're just rock shaped into glorified nobodies.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I'm trying to make order out of chaos, trying to find some way of rationalising the horrific things that people do or the way the world is.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Nothing is static. Everything is falling apart.
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Screw the idea of inventing monsters. Here, we just had to look around. Pay attention.
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I could imagine myself becoming one of Marla's stories.
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In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.
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I'm sorry if this all seems a little rushed and desperate. It is.
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There isn't any real you in you," she says, "Even your physical body, all your cells will be replaced within eight years.
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Writing an honest blog is how you unlive your life.
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Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I'm wondering how clean this gun is.
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Give me pity.Flash.
Give me another chance.
Flash. — Chuck Palahniuk
Every unkind remark or crude gesture by others is a blessing, an opportunity to exercise our own capacity to forgive.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Give me patience.Flash.
Give me control.
Flash. — Chuck Palahniuk
I need to rebel against myself. It's the opposite of following your bliss. I need to do what I most fear.
— Chuck Palahniuk
We'll never be as young as we are tonight.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.
— Chuck Palahniuk
This is how we must look to God.
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I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.
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We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The girls you meet are never very far from their worst-case scenario.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Clothing is dishonesty in its purest form.
— Chuck Palahniuk
HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me.
— Chuck Palahniuk
So here I am. This is as good as it gets. Take it or leave it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Masochism is a valuable job skill.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.
— Chuck Palahniuk
People need a monster they can believe in.A true and horrible enemy. A demon to define themselves against. Otherwise, it's just us versus us. — Chuck Palahniuk
These are Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. I am Tyler's mouth. I am Tyler's hands.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I don't know if you ever really feel like you've made it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
You are permanent, but this life is not.
— Chuck Palahniuk
If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Write what you'd like to read.
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The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.
— Chuck Palahniuk
There's a terrible dark joy when the only person who knows all your secrets is finally dead.
— Chuck Palahniuk
You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.
— Chuck Palahniuk
It's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets
— Chuck Palahniuk
