Christmas Shopping Quotes: top 29 famous quotes about Christmas Shopping

Christmas Shopping Quotes & Sayings

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Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping. — Jon Anderson

Baffled and disgruntled, I fill my Woolworths trolley with dead turkey and lamb, and wonder when Love was lost, among the Christmas crowd. — Judy Croome

But I make it in time for the Gospel, which in Catholic lore means that it still "counts". — Kerry Weber

What's going on here?" Miles demanded, pushing his way past the last of the stampeding throng. "And why is Santa worshiping that elf? — Laura Resnick

Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA). — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

As a kid, I loved doing puzzles, solving riddles, and reading mystery books. I also loved animals and always had pets. — Bonnie Bassler

Over to the Asia Society, and now she's out doing a bit of Christmas shopping. She says you, ah, you're meeting her later tonight? — Donna Tartt

Anyone who in discussion relies upon authority uses, not his understanding, but rather his memory. — Miguel De Unamuno

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve. — David Letterman

It's not the application that is stopping people from using timeless knowledge passed on to us, it's the acknowledging part. — Daya Kudari

The camera hound of the future wears on his forehead a lump a little larger than a walnut. — Vannevar Bush

'The Book of Air and Shadows' was born during a conference with an intellectual property lawyer on a particular afternoon in November of 2003. — Michael Gruber

Shopping was great." A week later, it was finally Christmas Eve. We were hosting Christmas this year, and I'd spent the week trying to — Lacey Silks

Suppose everyone on our side felt that way? — Joseph Heller

Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July — Benny Bellamacina

Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left. — John Waters

I guess, sometimes the most inexplicable things end up being the ones that work the best. — Autumn Doughton

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. — Andy Borowitz

On the day after Christmas, some store or another will always take out and ad saying there are only 364 shopping days to Christmas. No one is amused. — Gerard Del Re

It's the process of losing oneself in the jungle that makes science worth doing. — Joao Magueijo

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from." — David Letterman

Man is rotten with perfection. — Kenneth Burke

Listening to advice often accomplishes far more than heeding it. — Malcolm Forbes

We can hardly call a beggar an obstacle to generosity. — Dalai Lama

I read more than other kids; I luxuriated in books. Books were my refuge. — Anne Lamott

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. — Jeff Foxworthy

The Super Bowl is like Christmas shopping at Macy's for bookies. — Larry Merchant