Christmas Jokes Quotes
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Christmas Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Losing Grandma, just when I'd found her again. A waterfall of flowers brightened her funeral, but they couldn't disguise the stench of death.
— Ellen Hopkins
Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!
— Emily Giffin
One excuse, could destroy a multitude of chances.
— Anthony Liccione
Racing a thoroughbred grand prix car in front of a home crowd will be a surreal and mighty experience.
— Nigel Mansell
That was the thing about heartache. You never could erase it. You carried it with you, always.
— Kass Morgan
My career has always been one of the most important things, but after having a baby you find that it drops down on the totem pole.
— Marion Jones
At some point in time we have to hand over the baton.
— Jonah Books
It's what we do for each other that heals.
— Deena Metzger
What if a day could be just a day...not good or bad, but just a day filled with all types of moments?
— Gina M. Biegel