Christmas Crack Quotes
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Christmas Crack Quotes & Sayings
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
— Phyllis Diller
Presidents do not go off on leave without telling the country.
— Chinua Achebe
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Life's most profound moments were, paradoxically, its most common ones: first breaths, and last.
— Therese Anne Fowler
The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale ...
— Vera Nazarian
The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world.
— Luis Palau
I can't undo the past. But in the future, I will gladly lay my life down for you, brother. (Styxx)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Worked hard to blend himself into Earth society - with,
— Douglas Adams