Christian Funny Quotes
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Christian Funny Quotes & Sayings
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We've got many different sides of music to us.
— John Otto
You're not celibate, then?" I breathe. Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate. — E.L. James
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
— George Carlin
I'm not really a music guy.
— Dave Attell
A mother is the best friend God ever gave.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?
— Christian Slater
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.
— Marc Maron
Do you think it's possible to finally decide that you really, truly love someone but not end up marrying him?
— Robin Jones Gunn
So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.
— Richelle Mead
That which must not, can not be.
— Christian Morgenstern
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
— Billy Sunday
Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie
— Barney Kessel
Believe me, my boy, women don't love a man for himself but as a weapon against other women.
— Irene Nemirovsky
For me, noise is not something I use to shock, or because it's funny, or weird, or whatever. I use it because I find it beautiful.
— Christian Fennesz
A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey.
— Sophie Monroe
You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning
I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark
Personally, I have never wished I were a male novelist.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
Don't take everything for granted, and do not always count on finding everything you need.
— Larry Herzberg
The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering.
— Christian Cantrell
Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.
— TheFlamingPopsicle
If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.
— Martin Luther
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
— Charles Barkley
I have to return some videotapes
— Bret Easton Ellis
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
— Christian Bale
