Christian Funny Quotes: top 31 famous quotes about Christian Funny

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We've got many different sides of music to us. — John Otto

You're not celibate, then?" I breathe.
Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate. — E.L. James

The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin

I'm not really a music guy. — Dave Attell

A mother is the best friend God ever gave. — Christian Nestell Bovee

I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron

Do you think it's possible to finally decide that you really, truly love someone but not end up marrying him? — Robin Jones Gunn

So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time. — Richelle Mead

That which must not, can not be. — Christian Morgenstern

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday

Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie — Barney Kessel

Believe me, my boy, women don't love a man for himself but as a weapon against other women. — Irene Nemirovsky

For me, noise is not something I use to shock, or because it's funny, or weird, or whatever. I use it because I find it beautiful. — Christian Fennesz

A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. — Sophie Monroe

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark

Personally, I have never wished I were a male novelist. — Curtis Sittenfeld

I really feel like I'm going to be an actress for the rest of my life. — Tina Majorino

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone. — John C. Maxwell

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. — E.L. James

Don't take everything for granted, and do not always count on finding everything you need. — Larry Herzberg

The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering. — Christian Cantrell

The roaring seas and many a dark range of mountains lie between us. — Homer

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat. — Martin Luther

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys. — Charles Barkley

I have to return some videotapes — Bret Easton Ellis

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job. — Christian Bale

Of all the varieties of modern pollution, noise is the most insidious. — Robert Lacey

Gather information. Seek weakness. Watch, wait, and do what you have to to stay alive! — Octavia E. Butler