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Chris Morris Quotes By Chris Morris: We've had it checked and it reads like

We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey — Chris Morris

Chris Morris Quotes By Thomas More: I should only ever tell the king what

I should only ever tell the king what he ought to do, not what he could do. For if the lion knows his own strength, no man could control him. — Thomas More

Chris Morris Quotes By Anne McCaffrey: He is crooked enough to hide behind a

He is crooked enough to hide behind a spiral staircase. — Anne McCaffrey

Chris Morris Quotes By Chris Morris: The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.

The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster. — Chris Morris

Chris Morris Quotes By Jane Austen: What is right to be done cannot be

What is right to be done cannot be done too soon. — Jane Austen

Chris Morris Quotes By Chris Morris: A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for

A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire. — Chris Morris

Chris Morris Quotes By Chris Morris: I just feel tired now if people are

I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it. — Chris Morris

Chris Morris Quotes By Chris Morris: No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you

No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them. — Chris Morris

Chris Morris Quotes By Robert Webb: I'm a huge, huge fan of Chris Morris.

I'm a huge, huge fan of Chris Morris. I think he's a genius, and it is not a word I use very often. I think he's fantastic. — Robert Webb

Chris Morris Quotes By Gudjon Bergmann: When people ask us why we moved to

When people ask us why we moved to Austin we can truthfully answer: We pointed at the map. — Gudjon Bergmann

Chris Morris Quotes By Larry Norman: Outside of Christ, my songs have no value

Outside of Christ, my songs have no value — Larry Norman

Chris Morris Quotes By Chris Morris: There are works of fiction which seek to

There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that. — Chris Morris

Chris Morris Quotes By Chris Morris: When people say 'love to hate', they actually

When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase. — Chris Morris

Chris Morris Quotes By Chris Morris: If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain,

If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown. — Chris Morris

Chris Morris Quotes By Mac Miller: If I had a Salvador Dali painting, I

If I had a Salvador Dali painting, I would cuddle it to sleep. — Mac Miller

Chris Morris Quotes By Dante Alighieri: Consider that this day ne'er dawns again.

Consider that this day ne'er dawns again. — Dante Alighieri

Chris Morris Quotes By Chris Morris: You can only maintain your interest if you're

You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge. — Chris Morris

Chris Morris Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: Pull up your big-girl panties, Gabi.

Pull up your big-girl panties, Gabi. — Cherise Sinclair

Chris Morris Quotes By Chris Morris: The thing about a sense of humour is

The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out. — Chris Morris