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Chris Farley Quotes By Dada Bhagwan: All those who are not straightforward (frank and

All those who are not straightforward (frank and forthright) in this world are full of deception. — Dada Bhagwan

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!! — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Victoria Pratt: We take the show very seriously, but we

We take the show very seriously, but we don't take ourselves seriously. — Victoria Pratt

Chris Farley Quotes By Michelle N. Onuorah: I think I might be bi-polar. It's not

I think I might be bi-polar. It's not normal to be this emotionally unstable. — Michelle N. Onuorah

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: The point is, how do you know the

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Harry M. Wyatt III: We had the best-equipped and we have the

We had the best-equipped and we have the best-trained military force on the face of the earth, right here in Oklahoma. — Harry M. Wyatt III

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By E.W. Howe: The more wealth a man has, the louder

The more wealth a man has, the louder his children talk. — E.W. Howe

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: First off I am 35 years old, I

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story.

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story. — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By William Shakespeare: The Play's the Thing, wherein I'll catch the

The Play's the Thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King. — William Shakespeare

Chris Farley Quotes By Damian Lewis: Writing and directing might be a red herring,

Writing and directing might be a red herring, and really I'm just re-examining what it is to act, to do it well and do it properly. — Damian Lewis

Chris Farley Quotes By Christian Rudder: The highbrow/lowbrow schizophrenia of Twitter never stops amazing

The highbrow/lowbrow schizophrenia of Twitter never stops amazing me. It's the Chris Farley of technologies. — Christian Rudder

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: I can get a great look at a

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: I want to live fast and die young.

I want to live fast and die young. — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: You gotta fight for your right to vote!

You gotta fight for your right to vote! — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Andy Dick: I never really worked with Chris Farley, I

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry. — Andy Dick

Chris Farley Quotes By Willie Aames: I've watched a lot of my friends die,

I've watched a lot of my friends die, everyone from John Belushi, River Phoenix to Chris Farley. It just keeps going on and on. — Willie Aames

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: I live in a van, down by the

I live in a van, down by the river! — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: I have what doctors call a little bit

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Philip Schultz: Most people try to avoid cliches. It's my

Most people try to avoid cliches. It's my ambition in life to try to get 'em right! — Philip Schultz

Chris Farley Quotes By Gene Siskel: After 27 years, I walked out of my

After 27 years, I walked out of my first one a few months ago. Black Sheep with Chris Farley. — Gene Siskel

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: In the land of the skunks he who

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Chris Farley: Basically, I only play one character; I just

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes. — Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes By Andy Dick: I definitely know that I play the part,

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann. — Andy Dick