Chocolate Funny Quotes
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Chocolate Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful.
— Katie McGarry
But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.
— J.K. Rowling
Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
— Patrick Skene Catling
I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
My life has been saved over and over again by picking up a book in which someone captured the whole experience of being despised and not dying.
— Dorothy Allison
Spiritual principles do not change, but we do.
— Marianne Williamson
Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.
— Carl Hiaasen
The tragic irony in all of this is that when we focus so strongly on our need to get better, we actually get worse.
— Tullian Tchividjian
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.
— Mitch Hedberg
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
— Karl Pilkington
Love is just a chocolate substitute.
— Melanie Clark Pullen
You can't make a record if you ain't got nothin' to say.
— Willie Nelson
The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.
— David Sedaris
I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.
— Meghan Ciana Doidge
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
— Robert Orben
What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?" Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight
