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You're big enough to bite now, mosquito, so shut up.
— Kim Harrison
If I were young, fast, healthy, and had a lot of money and my whole sex life ahead of me, I'd retire - like Secretariat.
— Dick Butkus
Now why should that man have fainted? But he did,and right across my path by the wall, so that I had to creep over him every time!
— Charlotte Perkins Gilman
If I lose you, I lose everything.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.
— Paul Reubens
Magic is not the solution to every problem, but it sure helps in eleven out of ten cases.
— Patrick Thomas
We walked to the car, side by side, but a million miles apart.
— Denise Grover Swank
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.
— Clarence Darrow
Somewhere, deep within her, surfaces a tiny clockwork submarine. There are times when you can only take the next step. And then another.
— William Gibson
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
— Sherry Glaser
Your love for me should be a passionate desire to pray for me daily.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
The game of life looks cheerful when one carries a treasure safe in his heart.
— Friedrich Schiller
To believe is to be strong. Doubt cramps energy. Belief is power.
— Frederick William Robertson