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You have to make sacrifices for the things you believe in. If you don't, what's the point in believing in anything?
— Chelsea Pitcher
He's caused the Chelsea defence no amount of problems.
— Jimmy Armfield
I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.
— Chelsea Handler
I am so grateful, without sounding cheesy, to have such amazing friends with me and to have a career that's going so well.
— Chelsea Leyland
I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly.
— Chelsea M. Campbell
It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.
— Chelsea Handler
If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home.
— Alex Ferguson
I love you, Missy girl. Even if I can't be with you, know that I'm here. So, that's it. More than the stars, Taylor. More than the stars.
— Chelsea M. Cameron
It's supernatural, hard to explain it any further.
— Chelsea Ballinger
I don't cook ... I don't know how to clean ... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.
— Chelsea Handler
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.
— Chelsea Handler
Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his DUI convictions. That's 245 months in Jack Bauer years.
— Chelsea Handler
The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.
— Chelsea Handler
Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It's the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.
— Chelsea Handler
I think it's important to be involved with charities that don't necessarily reflect what you're dealing with in your life.
— Chelsea Handler
There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously.
— Chelsea Handler
The Chelsea was like a doll's house in the Twilight Zone, with a hundred rooms, each a small universe.
— Patti Smith
Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.
— Chelsea Handler
It's true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.
— Chelsea Handler
And every day that I spend as Charlotte and Aiden's mother, I think about my own mother, my wonderful, thoughtful, hilarious mother.
— Chelsea Clinton
Maybe there's hope for her after all. I'm upgrading her future potential to trophy wife and/or anchorwoman on the local news.
— Chelsea M. Campbell
Virgin," he whispers, and there's a catch in his throat, like he's so relieved to see someone, even me, that he might cry.
— Chelsea M. Campbell
And by the way, the fact that she's not speaking to anyone in her family is a pretty good indicator that she is the problem.
— Chelsea Handler
Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.
— Chelsea Handler
It's not your job to save me ... but I want you around.
— Chelsea M. Cameron
The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that.
— Chelsea Handler
Role models really matter. It's hard to imagine yourself as something you don't see.
— Chelsea Clinton
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.
— Chelsea Handler
It's none of his business.""You are my business. I made you my business. I want you to be my business. — Chelsea M. Cameron
There's a lot of pretty funny women out there.
— Chelsea Handler
There's not a lot of arc in an actual psychopath.
— Chelsea Cain
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?
— Chelsea Handler
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
— Chelsea Handler
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
— Chelsea Handler
There's nothing wrong with caring about something, regardless of what it means to other people.
— Chelsea Pitcher
I am so proud and grateful to be my mom's daughter.
— Chelsea Clinton
It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.
— Chelsea Handler
You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.
— Chelsea Handler
There's times where you think, 'Gosh, what if nobody ever wants to hear what I have to say?'
— Chelsea Handler
My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely.
— Chelsea Handler
But there are some kinds of love that you can't lose, no matter how hard you try. So there's no need for him to be afraid.
— Chelsea Fine
But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.
— Chelsea Handler
My favorite place in the world is this store called My Sister's Closet in Arizona and it's the greatest secondhand shop in the world.
— Chelsea Kane
My marriage is incredibly important to me. It's the place from which I engage in the world every day, and the place to which I return every day.
— Chelsea Clinton
The whole point of remaining on cable is to remain true to who I am. That's a bad, bad girl that got a big job.
— Chelsea Handler
I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you have to flip around.
— Chelsea Peretti
Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift.
— Chelsea Handler
I'd rather be your loser than some other girl's winner.
— Chelsea M. Cameron
That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.
— Chelsea Handler
Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food.
— Chelsea Clinton
I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.
— Chelsea Handler
Regardless of which path you take, if it's truly your path, you'll find your super powers there. You
— Chelsea Walker Flagg
Some people think Hollywood is shallow. I find that it's home.
— Chelsea Handler
I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem.
— Chelsea Handler
There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
— Chelsea Handler
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.
— Chelsea Handler
I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything
— Chelsea Handler
That's my biggest struggle, is maintaining a personal romantic relationship. It takes a lot of effort.
— Chelsea Handler
I'm just a bloody guy in a bathroom waiting for the girl of my dreams to realize that she's in love with me.
— Chelsea Fine
There must be a mistake," I said. He adjusted his bag on his shoulder. "That's a creative name. What do you shorten it to? Missy? — Chelsea M. Cameron
I think that we need women role models everywhere. I think that it's really hard to imagine yourself as something that you don't see.
— Chelsea Clinton
He's not David," she added, "but he definitely has his own charm.
— Aprilynne Pike
If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate because there's nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself.
— Chelsea Handler
Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.
— Chelsea Handler
I'm a devilish kind of person, but I embrace it. I don't try to fight it. It's proven very well for me.
— Chelsea Handler
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.
— Chelsea Handler
Sup, Andrews?" he says. 'Sup? He's a white boy in a polo shirt. 'Sup is he's a poser. I don't respond.
— Chelsea Fine
That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.
— Chelsea Handler
I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.
— Chelsea Handler
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
— Chelsea Handler
There's nothing more annoying than a man ordering wine at a bar when you're not eating.
— Chelsea Handler
Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll have a lot more fun in life.
— Chelsea Handler
It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.
— Chelsea Handler
It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.
— Chelsea Handler
It's hard to see love when you have it, but when it's gone you're blind to anything else.
— Chelsea Fine
But doesn't it seem like Chelsea's sort of being pimped out in some weird sort of way?
— David Shuster
He's not the most popular guy in school. He's not the hottest guy to ever live. But to me, he's everything.
— Chelsea Fine
You'd better talk to my dad. My mom's pretty busy.
— Chelsea Clinton
It had not crossed my mind, but maybe it has Mourinho's because that is what Chelsea did two seasons ago to Xabi Alonso.
— Rafael Benitez
No sense in worrying about the past. It's not going to worry about you.
— Chelsea M. Cameron
The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.
— Chelsea Handler
If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.
— Chelsea Handler
My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.
— Chelsea Peretti
Choose the guy that's going to make you a better girl.
— Chelsea Handler
