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Cheese Funny Quotes & Sayings

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When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. — Steven Wright

when the cheese belongs to the mitten take the horns off the roller coaster — Zach Peterson

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud — Annoying Orange

Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish. — Bill Bailey

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. — Steven Wright

You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back. — Lauren Barnholdt

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End ... ' — Tim Vine

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro? — Madeleine Urban

Y are you called the cheese man? — Barbara Park

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her. I'd come home and eat her every night. — Solange Nicole