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Cheese Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: When you look like I do its hard

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis

Cheese Funny Quotes By Dara O Briain: I'm an appalling cook. I can just about

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain

Cheese Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: I would imagine that Bret would taste like

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually. — Kristen Schaal

Cheese Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr

Cheese Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. — Steven Wright

Cheese Funny Quotes By Ricky Schroder: I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.'

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

Cheese Funny Quotes By Zach Peterson: when the cheese belongs to the mitten take

when the cheese belongs to the mitten take the horns off the roller coaster — Zach Peterson

Cheese Funny Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I was one of those. I meddled with

I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. I
summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind. — Patrick Rothfuss

Cheese Funny Quotes By Annoying Orange: You know what they say, Two pairs a

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud — Annoying Orange

Cheese Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's

Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish. — Bill Bailey

Cheese Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. — Rowan Atkinson

Cheese Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. — Steven Wright

Cheese Funny Quotes By Lauren Barnholdt: You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly.

You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back. — Lauren Barnholdt

Cheese Funny Quotes By Casey Scieszka: Dear Fly, I love you. If you are

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

Cheese Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End ... ' — Tim Vine

Cheese Funny Quotes By Olive B. Persimmon: The first time someone asked me if I

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

Cheese Funny Quotes By Dylan Moran: Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up! — Dylan Moran

Cheese Funny Quotes By Madeleine Urban: Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro?

Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro? — Madeleine Urban

Cheese Funny Quotes By Barbara Park: Y are you called the cheese man?

Y are you called the cheese man? — Barbara Park

Cheese Funny Quotes By Seth MacFarlane: Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane

Cheese Funny Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

Cheese Funny Quotes By Solange Nicole: If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her.

If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her. I'd come home and eat her every night. — Solange Nicole