Charles Schulz Quotes
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Charles Schulz Quotes & Sayings
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Empty?! You took all the cookies!""They were crying to get out of the jar ... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! — Charles M. Schulz
Hello, Sally? Let me talk to Chuck, will you?""I think he's lost in the woods."
"I know what you mean, but let me talk to him, will you? — Charles M. Schulz
It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy
— Charles M. Schulz
How can we lose when we're so sincere?
— Charles M. Schulz
Why me, lord? Don't answer that!
— Charles M. Schulz
Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!
— Charles M. Schulz
I'm dying and all I hear are insults!
— Charles M. Schulz
It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life ... But I'm beginning to consider it ...
— Charles M. Schulz
Cartooning really is just designing.
— Charles M. Schulz
It's hard to convince people when you're just staring out the window that you're doing your hardest work of the day.
— Charles M. Schulz
Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!! — Charles M. Schulz
Try not to have a good time ... this is supposed to be educational.
— Charles M. Schulz
Today is my grandfather's birthday.""How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz
Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes ... We now have very secure dishes!
— Charles M. Schulz
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog. — Charles M. Schulz
There's our excuse ... we'll blame everything on the round-headed kid!
— Charles M. Schulz
I have deep feelings of depression ... What can I do about this?''Snap out of it! Five cents, please. — Charles M. Schulz
For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!""And then the game started! — Charles M. Schulz
A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.
— Charles M. Schulz
Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon.
— Charles M. Schulz
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.
— Charles M. Schulz
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
— Charles M. Schulz
How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood.
— Charles M. Schulz
Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
— Charles M. Schulz
All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage.
— Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!
— Charles M. Schulz
There is no greater burden than great potential.
— Charles M. Schulz
Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter. — Charles M. Schulz
Little brothers are the New York Mets of life!
— Charles M. Schulz
She nibbles her pencil... She's human!
— Charles M. Schulz
In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.
— Charles M. Schulz
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
— Charles M. Schulz
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
— Charles M. Schulz
It's either the flu or love ... The synptoms are the same.
— Charles M. Schulz
Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?""Boy, I hope not! — Charles M. Schulz
Don't be a leaf ... Be a tree!
— Charles M. Schulz
I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.
— Charles M. Schulz
Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.
— Charles M. Schulz
Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.
— Charles M. Schulz
Little brothers are the buck privates of life!
— Charles M. Schulz
Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end ... Charlie: When do the good things start? — Charles M. Schulz
Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor.
— Charles M. Schulz
Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.
— Charles M. Schulz
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
— Charles M. Schulz
It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
— Charles M. Schulz
Happiness is a warm puppy.
— Charles M. Schulz
How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?
— Charles M. Schulz
The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!""That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary! — Charles M. Schulz
Aunt Marion was right ... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
— Charles M. Schulz
I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.
— Charles M. Schulz
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!
— Charles M. Schulz
Your stupidity is appalling!""Most stupidity is! — Charles M. Schulz
Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.
— Charles M. Schulz
I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.
— Charles M. Schulz
If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!
— Charles M. Schulz
Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy ... How can I ever forget them ...
— Charles M. Schulz
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
— Charles M. Schulz
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people ... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.
— Charles M. Schulz
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.
— Charles M. Schulz
All you need is love,But a little bit of chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. — Charles M. Schulz
The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.
— Charles M. Schulz
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
— Charles M. Schulz
All is well ... That's my new philosophy ...
— Charles M. Schulz
What's this? That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil ... Gee ... It's got teeth marks all over it ... She nibbles her pencil ... She's human!
— Charles M. Schulz
If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.
— Charles M. Schulz
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
— Charles M. Schulz
Life is like a game, Charlie Brown ... Sometimes you win ... Sometimes you lose.""I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs. — Charles M. Schulz
The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.
— Charles M. Schulz
Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!
— Charles M. Schulz
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.
— Charles M. Schulz
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
— Charles M. Schulz
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
— Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about ... That always worries me!
— Charles M. Schulz
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
— Charles M. Schulz
Like a ten-speed bike,most of us have gears we don't use.
— Charles M. Schulz
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
— Charles M. Schulz
I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
— Charles M. Schulz
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
— Charles M. Schulz
People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.
— Charles M. Schulz
What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?""Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction! — Charles M. Schulz
There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal ... instant dislike.
— Charles M. Schulz
What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!
— Charles M. Schulz
My mind reels with sarcastic replies!
— Charles M. Schulz
There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.
— Charles M. Schulz
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
— Charles M. Schulz
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
— Charles M. Schulz
Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.
— Charles M. Schulz
Years are like candy bars ... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
— Charles M. Schulz
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
— Charles M. Schulz
Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!
— Charles M. Schulz
One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry ...
— Charles M. Schulz
I want to know about life! I want some real answers ... ""Five."
"Five?!"
"I thought that was a pretty good answer! — Charles M. Schulz
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
— Charles M. Schulz
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
— Charles M. Schulz
You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.
— Charles M. Schulz
If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.
— Charles M. Schulz
