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Who cared whether you could change motor oil when you could snap a rottweiler's neck in 2.8 seconds? Now there was a practical skill. — Kelley Armstrong

You oughta see Kathy's brother. Now there's a hood. He's so greasy he glides when he walks. He goes to the barber for an oil change, not a haircut. — S.E. Hinton

I'm no mechanic but I can change my oil and I know what to do when I get a flat tire and I can hot-wire it in an emergency. — Amber Heard

Until you change the way money works, you change nothing. — Michael Ruppert

The government may change faces from time to time, but it's not like we fight wars for democracy - we fight wars for capitalism and for oil. — Woody Harrelson

You're not a rock n' roll person four hours a day or even when you're on stage. It's become the rhythm of your whole life. — Patti Smith

Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage. — Janet Evanovich

I like cars. I know some things. I can change my own car and battery and change my own oil. — Natalie Martinez

Fracking is different. The risks of any single well are tiny compared to a nuclear power plant. But several hundred wells? Several thousand? — Russell Gold

Don't leave yet," he said, his voice hoarse. "Let me do something. Let me feed you. Hold you. Rub your shoulders. Change your oil. Anything, please. — Robyn Carr

It's not an if - we're going to have to change. Oil is simply going to be gone. — Dennis Weaver

Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree. — Anton Szandor LaVey

Money was invented as a lubricant for the barter system, but we're way overdue for a lube and oil change. — Daniel N. Robinson

Traven stares at me. If eyes could scream, run home, and hide under the blankets, he'd be blind. Is — Richard Kadrey

After 20 years of painting wildlife subjects in acrylic, I felt the need for a change and began to explore portraiture and landscape in oils. — Ron Parker

Behind the mask of indifference is bottomless misery and behind apparent callousness, despair. — John Bowlby

Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind. — Jay Leno

You put things off and then one morning you wake up and say - today I will change the oil in my truck. — Charles Portis

Love, no matter what. — Andrew Solomon

Across galaxies of time and space
Travelling just to see your face
Lost amidst the countless stars
To bring me back to where you are. — Bryce Anderson