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Well, I don't really eat cereal that much because on Weight Watchers it's not worth the points. — Jennifer Hudson

Got more milky syllables than alphabet cereals. — Keith Murray

I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler

President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel? — Greta Van Susteren

I love breakfast, and I don't see any reason it has to be cereal and eggs and toast. — Ruth Reichl

Don't let the cereal eat you. It's only a fucking box of cereal, but it will eat you alive if you let it. — Kathleen Glasgow

If you eat the same cereal every day it's gonna get old. And if I had thought about snowboarding every day, I would have quit a long time ago. — Shaun White

If your milk is expired, you don't have enough time on your hands. There's always time for cereal. — C. Michael Powers

How awesome would that be? You open a box of Trix and wham! Out pops a hot guy! I would so eat more cereal. — Chelsea Fine

So I have to add this to my cereal, huh? — Chanda Hahn

Looking back, some of the happiest moments of my childhood were spent with my arm in packets of breakfast cereal, rootling around for a free gift. — Craig Brown

I've been hyper-conscious about staying away from rubbish. I don't eat white bread, white rice or cereal unless it's porridge. — Fleur East

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. — Erma Bombeck

If you like soggy cereal, then we not friends. — Danny Brown

Philosophy is talk on a cereal box. — Edie Brickell

I'm definitely a morning person. I wake up dead happy, looking forward to having my cereal! — Nico Mirallegro

That's Narmer with the spoon," I guessed. "Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan

THAT BEGAN a spell of time when the high point of my days was the sugar on my cereal. — Ivan Doig

Milk. Cereal. Intergalactic travel. Not a good combination. — P. Anastasia

Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?'
'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes. — Dave Turner

That's how I'll score my Nobel: one girl's experiment to live off cereal in her room for an entire summer. — Harriet Reuter Hapgood

Cereal is food, sort of. It tastes grainy, easy and light, with a hint of false fruitiness. It tastes the way America feels. — Gary Shteyngart

Foreigners are sending messages to the planets. We are sending rice and cereals to our dead fore-father through the Brahmins. It is a wise deed? — Periyar E.V. Ramasamy

I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night. — Paul Dano

That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself. — Nick Hornby

Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal? — Mary Norris

I loved to read, and I think any child who loves to read will read anything, including the back of the cereal box, which I did every morning. — Judy Blume

When I'm feeling sorry for myself, I'll eat Lucky Charms cereal. I like having sugar when I'm in that mood. — Courtney Thorne-Smith

I married a damned cereal killer — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant. — Alexandra Ripley

You don't get mood swings from eating cornflakes — O.J. Simpson

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. — Bill Watterson

Moeller, who has tasted a naked Cheeto, likens it to a piece of unsweetened puffed corn cereal — Mary Roach

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes. — Matt Groening

I don't eat cereal actually ... Frosted Flakes ... that's as close as I can get. — Johnny Thunders

The four food groups of bachelorhood: Frozen, Cold Cuts, Breakfast Cereal, and Takeout. — Garth Risk Hallberg

Lonestar beer in my cereal is keeping me alive — Pat Green

Life is quite boring when your powers are picking out your clothes and your breakfast cereal. — Kami Garcia

He filled a bowl with cereal that looked like twigs a squirrel had pooped out. — David Baldacci

I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat. — Chris Van Allsburg

There was no milk in the icebox, and I wasn't pouring Coke onto breakfast cereal. That would just be odd. — Jim Butcher

Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari

With a room like this, I bet he buys brand-name cereal — Katie McGarry

I'm not commercial, I'm not for Special K cereal and I'm not a Wheaties boy; I'm a little bit more avant-garde, a little bit more out there. — Johnny Weir

cereal and went out into the — Christopher Paul Curtis

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! — Roald Dahl

I get off on a man with strong moral fiber. The closest Barrons ever gets to fiber is walking down the cereal aisle at the grocery store. — Karen Marie Moning

I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas. — Alison Goldfrapp

Weetabix - a British cereal biscuit whose taste and texture are generally thought to be improved by the addition of monkey come. — Christopher Moore

Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. — Douglas Adams

Leaves covered pavement like soggy cereal. — Patricia Cornwell

When I was little, I wasn't allowed to put sugar on my breakfast cereal because it made me so hyper. — Dan O'Brien

Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. — Jerry Seinfeld

In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box. — Terry Pratchett

Illinois preschoolers were temporarily saved from the debilitating effects of cereal and milk. — Barack Obama

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire

It always seemed so ridiculous that want to be around someone because they're pretty.Is like basing your breakfast cereal on color instead of taste. — John Green

He told her to have milk and cereal. — Mike Carlson

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal. — Bill Hader

Pouring breakfast cereal into a bowl, he saw his life crashing down in smoking ruins. — Meg Rosoff

If they wanted to slap my photo onto cereal boxes? Perfect. Leotards? Makes sense. Tampons? Sure, I'd go with the flow. (Ha.) — R.S. Grey

The oat is the Horatio Alger of cereals, which progressed, if not from rags to riches, at least from weed to health food. — Waverley Root

Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason. — Abbi Jacobson

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. — Robert Pattinson

Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one. — Josh Homme

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal ... instant dislike. — Charles M. Schulz

I was grateful for cereal
the only food that my tummy, riddled by pangs of infatuation, could handle. — Craig Thompson

Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat. — Bruce Barton

I'm a cereal girl. I have always loved my cereal ever since I was a kid. — Rachel Stevens

For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal. — Jason Dolley

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking. — Jerry Seinfeld

I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse. — Carrie Underwood

That boy needs to eat more. He's too skinny. He needs more cereal.
-Demeter — Rick Riordan

For all her chic thinness, she had an almost breakfast-cereal air of health, a soap-and-lemon cleanness, a rough pink darkening of the cheeks. — Truman Capote

I'm pretty much all for poetry in public places - poetry on buses, poetry on subways, on billboards, on cereal boxes. — Billy Collins

Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way. I ... had no words for that. — Gena Showalter

He'd now officially become his brother's bastard child who impregnated his stepsister. — Penelope Ward

Right now, I'm very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course. — Johnny Galecki

As long as we've got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we'll be fine. — Louis Tomlinson

Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about ... what kind of breakfast cereal you like. — Josh Homme

Another two-bowl morning? - Damien Maslin asking Zoey Redbird if her love of cereal was the reason she was almost late for Vamp Soc class — P.C. Cast

How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer? — Neil Leckman

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. — Fran Lebowitz

Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time. — Dov Davidoff

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition! — David Lee Roth

Selling the presidency like cereal! How can you talk seriously about issues with half-minute spots? — Adlai Ewing Stevenson

I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts. — Peter Dinklage

I didn't come out of a cereal box. — Bob Dylan

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. — Various

You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?"
"With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television? — James Patterson

I don't eat sugary cereal. — Sanjaya Malakar

You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl of cereal with him ? — Brooke McKinley

There's a little bit of magic in every box! — Adam Rex

The profound and primal cause of obesity will one day be recognized to be the use of cereal and starch foods. — Emmet Densmore

Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk. — Michael Pollan

So are we going to eat some Boo Berry or what?" John said, leaping out of his seat and toward the refrigerator. — Eric Spitznagel

The guy had longer relationships with cereal boxes than girls." - Lyla — Cindi Madsen

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben

If I don't have cereal on the bus, I'm going to be really upset. — Shawn Mendes

The two of them were at a table, eating cereal. The kind with lots of marshmallows that lied and said it was good for you on the package. — James Dashner