Cereal Quotes
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Cereal Quotes & Sayings
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Well, I don't really eat cereal that much because on Weight Watchers it's not worth the points.
— Jennifer Hudson
Got more milky syllables than alphabet cereals.
— Keith Murray
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.
— Amy Poehler
President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel?
— Greta Van Susteren
Don't let the cereal eat you. It's only a fucking box of cereal, but it will eat you alive if you let it.
— Kathleen Glasgow
If your milk is expired, you don't have enough time on your hands. There's always time for cereal.
— C. Michael Powers
How awesome would that be? You open a box of Trix and wham! Out pops a hot guy! I would so eat more cereal.
— Chelsea Fine
So I have to add this to my cereal, huh?
— Chanda Hahn
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
— Erma Bombeck
If you like soggy cereal, then we not friends.
— Danny Brown
Philosophy is talk on a cereal box.
— Edie Brickell
I'm definitely a morning person. I wake up dead happy, looking forward to having my cereal!
— Nico Mirallegro
That's Narmer with the spoon," I guessed. "Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal?
— Rick Riordan
Milk. Cereal. Intergalactic travel. Not a good combination.
— P. Anastasia
Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?''What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes. — Dave Turner
That's how I'll score my Nobel: one girl's experiment to live off cereal in her room for an entire summer.
— Harriet Reuter Hapgood
Cereal is food, sort of. It tastes grainy, easy and light, with a hint of false fruitiness. It tastes the way America feels.
— Gary Shteyngart
Foreigners are sending messages to the planets. We are sending rice and cereals to our dead fore-father through the Brahmins. It is a wise deed?
— Periyar E.V. Ramasamy
That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself.
— Nick Hornby
When I'm feeling sorry for myself, I'll eat Lucky Charms cereal. I like having sugar when I'm in that mood.
— Courtney Thorne-Smith
I married a damned cereal killer
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.
— Alexandra Ripley
You don't get mood swings from eating cornflakes
— O.J. Simpson
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
— Bill Watterson
Moeller, who has tasted a naked Cheeto, likens it to a piece of unsweetened puffed corn cereal
— Mary Roach
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
— Matt Groening
The four food groups of bachelorhood: Frozen, Cold Cuts, Breakfast Cereal, and Takeout.
— Garth Risk Hallberg
Lonestar beer in my cereal is keeping me alive
— Pat Green
Life is quite boring when your powers are picking out your clothes and your breakfast cereal.
— Kami Garcia
I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat.
— Chris Van Allsburg
There was no milk in the icebox, and I wasn't pouring Coke onto breakfast cereal. That would just be odd.
— Jim Butcher
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.
— Aziz Ansari
With a room like this, I bet he buys brand-name cereal
— Katie McGarry
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— Christopher Paul Curtis
I get off on a man with strong moral fiber. The closest Barrons ever gets to fiber is walking down the cereal aisle at the grocery store.
— Karen Marie Moning
I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas.
— Alison Goldfrapp
Weetabix - a British cereal biscuit whose taste and texture are generally thought to be improved by the addition of monkey come.
— Christopher Moore
Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
— Douglas Adams
Leaves covered pavement like soggy cereal.
— Patricia Cornwell
When I was little, I wasn't allowed to put sugar on my breakfast cereal because it made me so hyper.
— Dan O'Brien
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
— Jerry Seinfeld
In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.
— Terry Pratchett
Illinois preschoolers were temporarily saved from the debilitating effects of cereal and milk.
— Barack Obama
I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.
— M.J. McGuire
He told her to have milk and cereal.
— Mike Carlson
I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.
— Bill Hader
The oat is the Horatio Alger of cereals, which progressed, if not from rags to riches, at least from weed to health food.
— Waverley Root
Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason.
— Abbi Jacobson
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
— Robert Pattinson
There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal ... instant dislike.
— Charles M. Schulz
I was grateful for cereal the only food that my tummy, riddled by pangs of infatuation, could handle. — Craig Thompson
Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat.
— Bruce Barton
For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal.
— Jason Dolley
I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse.
— Carrie Underwood
For all her chic thinness, she had an almost breakfast-cereal air of health, a soap-and-lemon cleanness, a rough pink darkening of the cheeks.
— Truman Capote
I'm pretty much all for poetry in public places - poetry on buses, poetry on subways, on billboards, on cereal boxes.
— Billy Collins
Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way. I ... had no words for that.
— Gena Showalter
He'd now officially become his brother's bastard child who impregnated his stepsister.
— Penelope Ward
Right now, I'm very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course.
— Johnny Galecki
As long as we've got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we'll be fine.
— Louis Tomlinson
Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.
— Fran Lebowitz
Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.
— Dov Davidoff
The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!
— David Lee Roth
Selling the presidency like cereal! How can you talk seriously about issues with half-minute spots?
— Adlai Ewing Stevenson
I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.
— Peter Dinklage
I didn't come out of a cereal box.
— Bob Dylan
You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?""With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television? — James Patterson
I don't eat sugary cereal.
— Sanjaya Malakar
You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl of cereal with him ?
— Brooke McKinley
There's a little bit of magic in every box!
— Adam Rex
The profound and primal cause of obesity will one day be recognized to be the use of cereal and starch foods.
— Emmet Densmore
Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.
— Michael Pollan
So are we going to eat some Boo Berry or what?" John said, leaping out of his seat and toward the refrigerator.
— Eric Spitznagel
