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She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.
— Celia Rivenbark
I really think this is it...Third time lucky.
This is the one...
...this is going to change everything. — Grant Morrison
My heart is the sad fact of time moving irreversibly forward. My heart is a demiurge, freely allegiant, an anchor in the void.
— Barry Smolin
I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE".
— Celia Rivenbark
I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.
— Celia Rivenbark
TLC, which used to stand for The Learning Channel but now stands for Titillating Losers for Cash,
— Celia Rivenbark
Why clone cats when there's perfectly good Russell Crowe lying around?
— Celia Rivenbark
I don't have a college degree. I started working at 19 on a tiny newspaper. I've covered everything from weddings to crime to criminal weddings.
— Celia Rivenbark
Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.
— Celia Rivenbark
Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.
— Celia Rivenbark
To achieve our eternal destiny, we will desire and work for the qualities required to become an eternal being.
— Dallin H. Oaks
Science fiction is not formulaic.
— Octavia E. Butler
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
— Celia Rivenbark
The CIA is an incompetent bureaucracy, generally.
— Robert Baer
Writing humor is not something every single person can do.
— Celia Rivenbark
Worship seals all prayers at the front and at the back. Always pray with praise beginning and praise ending.
— David Jeremiah
As far as I can tell, the biggest side effect of a gluten sensitivity is that you actually become the number one symptom: a huge pain in the ass.
— Celia Rivenbark