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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. — Steven Wright

You can make the best show in the world, but if people don't actually turn it on and see it, they'll never know it's the best show. — Miranda Otto

Will the theater disappear? No. Is it healthy? Also no. — Emanuel Azenberg

I've often gotten the feeling that the only people who have learned from computer assisted instruction are the authors. — Ben Shneiderman

Science-fiction ... can be defined as: Imaginative extrapolation of true natural phenomena, existing now, or likely to exist in the future. — Hugo Gernsback

Certain pitches you throw, they lay off them like they knew it was coming. — Mark Buehrle

An unjust acquisition is like a barbed arrow, which must be drawn backward with horrible anguish, or else will be your destruction. — Jeremy Taylor

While people pray in temples, God sends prophets with unacceptable appearances and by doing so easily selects the elect — Daniel Marques

There is nothing, for good or for evil, of which a person is incapable. — Jan-Philipp Sendker

I am not faithful but I am attached. — Gunter Grass

Ah ha!' the Doc screeched suddenly, wheeling around. 'The salicylic acid! Maybe it SHOULD have been heated first! — Clare Havens

It was the pain that had no name. — Jennifer Flackett

But they're not real now," Wu said. "That's what I'm trying to tell you. There isn't any reality here. — Michael Crichton