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I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. But I'm telling you, I've been on the side of the road a while in that thing. — George Clooney

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog. — Tim Allen

Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own. — John Dingman

She had other friends--friends that wouldn't leave her. She had the cats. — Jacqueline West

I like the type of culture that the Internet allows to happen. And, of course, for some bizarre reason, that is cats! — Cory Arcangel

I could do a franchise for the end of everything. 'The End of Dogs,' 'The End of Cats.' — Hanna Rosin

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode — Lilian Jackson Braun

The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty. — Martin Millar

People don't choose or own cats. Cats choose the people they want to own. — Warren Eckstein

Humans long to cross the sea, to visit strange lands and see wonders undreamed of. Cats - well, most cats - do not. — Lisa Martin

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man.
I'm going to stick it to them. — Kevin Hearne

What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats? — Henry David Thoreau

This is the story of how I "came down with cat," even though I had decided I would never, ever, own any pet. — Nils Uddenberg

The cat is beauty and the beast, a baffling blend, a wicked feast.
For all who dream of varied light, the cat holds both the dark and bright. — Wendy Beck

You have power over a powerful man. His love for you gives you the power, though I suspect there are times the two of you fight like cats. — J.D. Robb

I found all these stupid pictures of cats at the beach, and I was like, "They get it, man. They totally get it." — Bethany Cosentino

Base stealing for me is another sport all by itself. It's a game within a game. I'm the mouse and the cats are trying to trap me. — Maury Wills

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ... — W. H. Auden

Cats are a standing rebuke to behavioral scientists wanting to know how the minds of animals work. The mind of a cat is an unscrutable mystery. — Lewis Thomas

I saw 'Cats' on a school trip. I thought it was neat and a little weird. The set was cool. — Rob McClure

Firestar and Dustpelt were dead; Graystripe and Sandstorm were the last remaining cats of their generation. — Erin Hunter

Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries? — William James

You see, my poor fellow, the hearts of women and she-cats are abysses that neither men nor toms will ever fathom. — Henri Murger

She responded to Letty's well-meaning suggestions with the unblinking disdain perfected by cats in their dealings with their humans. — Lauren Willig

Ruth was a novelist, and novelists, Oliver asserted, should have cats and books. — Ruth Ozeki

(I love that expression. "Swing a dead cat." Where the hell did it come from? Was swinging dead cats a thing at some point?) — Leslie Irish Evans

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. — Charlie Day

There are a great many aspects to feline life, but the three most important - the Holy Trinity, if you will - are eating, sleeping and washing. — Jem Vanston

It is widely grokked that cats have the hacker nature — Eric S. Raymond

Cats rule the world. — Jim Davis

...Here, beast, you shall be the chairman, and mind you call us to order." He leaned forward and dropped the cat on the empty seat. — Winston Graham

I like to walk around Manhattan, catching glimpses of its wild life, the pigeons and cats and girls. — Rex Stout

Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight. — Marilyn Vos Savant

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. — Mark Twain

And the girl gets married?
I have a bunch of stray cats
in my yard

I wouldn't have a daughter — Jack Kerouac

Oakheart, of all cats! He thinks he's StarClan's gift to the Clans. — Erin Hunter

It is not worth the while to go round the world to count the cats in Zanzibar. — Henry David Thoreau

Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey join here beneath the Highledge for a Clan meeting! — Erin Hunter

I have a family and two cats; I get up with my kids early in the morning. — Vanna White

A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the rhyme,
Ou va-ti mistigri?
Passe sans faire de mai ici. — Joanne Harris

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house. — Blaize Clement

In the room, the cats eat mad spaghetti
Talking of Lawrence Ferlinghetti.
--from "The Dream Song of J. Alfred Kerowack. — Richard Farina

In some lost fold of the past, we wanted to be lions and we're no more than castrated cats — Roberto Bolano

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. — Robertson Davies

All cats look gray in the dark. — Benjamin Franklin

It might be that the biggest division in the world isn't men and women but folks who like cats and folks who like dogs - (L.T.'s Theory of Pets) — Stephen King

Pure herring oil is the port wine of English cats — Honore De Balzac

I lie around the floor with my cats Billy and Jazz or watch DVDs with my best friends. — Cathy Freeman

Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase. — Oswald Barron

Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music. — Swami Vivekananda

One day I was counting the cats and I absent-mindedly counted myself. — Bobbie Ann Mason

What a crazy artist this evolution is! Watch the little cats playing; they are the crazy works of the evolution! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Tigerclaw stared in disbelief. Was the life of his son dependent on an ancient medicine cat and an arrogant kittypet? — Erin Hunter

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. — Paula Poundstone

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly. — Magdalena VandenBerg

The cat ... is for the man who appreciates beauty as the one living force in a blind and purposeless universe. — H.P. Lovecraft

The main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree — Haresh Daswani

To the great delight of two ducks, four cats, five hens and half a dozen Irish children; for they were out of the city for now. — Louisa May Alcott

Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire. — Tran Thien Khiem

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them. — Mark Twain

The government usually announces it killed a Big Terrorist 5 or 6 different times before they're dead - they're almost like cats. — Glenn Greenwald

The NAACP is a wonderful organization ... But do you realize if tomorrow morning we had complete integration, all them cats would be outta work? — Dick Gregory

Brother, if you feed the cats, they'll keep coming back. Please. I beg you. Stop. — Nely Cab

He's my cat! He's not God's cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! — Stephen King

For Harley, reading was the equivalent of chocolate, sleep, and morphine all rolled into one. Like all cats, she was quite the hedonist. — Suzanne Wright

As long as I'm around the cats in the hip hop scene, they'll throw me a track and I'll write a rap over it. — Ice-T

There are those who have suggested that the tendency of a cat to play with its prey is a merciful one ... — Neil Gaiman

I'm not too big on cats, and sometimes I'll say something like that, and people get so mad at me. But the truth is, I don't care if they get mad. — Blake Shelton

If the trees and the plants are brothers, if the birds are my sisters, then cats are truly my kin. — Andrew Miller

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. — Douglas Coupland

Once you take the cat out of the bag, you can't cram it back in. — Jen Calonita

It was hoped we might have two lives - the way cats are said to have nine. This life we ruined, and another, for after. — Nova Ren Suma

No valentines from the cats again. — Lynne Truss

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball. — David C. Holley

All you cat lovers, remember all the millions of cats mewling through the world's rooms lay all their hopes and trust in you. — William S. Burroughs

He could tell her that dogs used to look like cats and vice versa without a lick of proof and it would change the way she regarded the animals. — S.A. Tawks

That was the thing about cats; even the scruffiest one was convinced of its innate superiority. — Linda Howard

Cats are very intelligent at all the things that cats need to be intelligent about. — John Cleese

If we followed our feelings all the time, we'd be like cats chasin' their tails. — Harper Lee

Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats. — Gail Carriger

If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is keep a pair of cats. — Aldous Huxley

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead. — Noel Fielding

God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger. — Joseph Mery

IN WHICH THERE ARE MONSTERS AND CATS, WHICH IS TO SAY, VERY MUCH THE SAME THING — Jonathan L. Howard

Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest. — Erin Hunter

Some people scorn a cat and think it not an essential; but the Clemens tribe are not of these. — Mark Twain

Lionpaw glared over his shoulder at the three cats, wishing he could ignore the stupid truce and rip a piece of fur from each of them. — Erin Hunter

I'm not sure that love and like aren't like cats and dogs: One can't grow up to be the other, but they can be taught to live under the same roof. — E.L. Konigsburg

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens. — Robert A. Heinlein

The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats ... — Albert Einstein

Where the hell are the singing cats? — Paul Newman

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not — Robert A. Heinlein

Perhaps the woman was waiting beneath the lamps for cats to drop from the trees, like fruit. — Ramsey Campbell

Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats! — Michelle Gardner

This was cheering. The real world was still there, it still contained puppies being puppies and cats being cats. — Kerry Greenwood

Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. - Kinky Friedman — Ray Palla

We have to let the Warrior Code rule our hearts. The death of a warrior does not mean victory. — Erin Hunter

It is natural for our unamiable sex to dislike the creatures, for you ladies lavish so many caresses upon them. — Anne Bronte

It is easy to understand why the rabble dislike cats. A cat is beautiful; it suggests ideas of luxury, cleanliness, voluptuous pleasures. — Charles Baudelaire