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Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures. — Marie Bashkirtseff

Got a bout of doubt? Breathe. — Magdalena VandenBerg

My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance. — William S. Burroughs

She had other friends--friends that wouldn't leave her. She had the cats. — Jacqueline West

I like the type of culture that the Internet allows to happen. And, of course, for some bizarre reason, that is cats! — Cory Arcangel

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode — Lilian Jackson Braun

Humans long to cross the sea, to visit strange lands and see wonders undreamed of. Cats - well, most cats - do not. — Lisa Martin

I'm tired of being your scratching post," he growled. "From now on, sharpen your claws on someone else." - Bumblestripe — Erin Hunter

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress. — P.C. Cast

A cat is only technically an animal, being divine. — Robert Lynd

We have a puppy named Lucy ... two cats ... goldfish ... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit. — Julia Barr

This is the story of how I "came down with cat," even though I had decided I would never, ever, own any pet. — Nils Uddenberg

You have power over a powerful man. His love for you gives you the power, though I suspect there are times the two of you fight like cats. — J.D. Robb

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ... — W. H. Auden

There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one! — Barbara Holland

I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21. — Eric Roberts

No, I never thought I would like cats. — Karl Lagerfeld

Cats are a standing rebuke to behavioral scientists wanting to know how the minds of animals work. The mind of a cat is an unscrutable mystery. — Lewis Thomas

We should be going in there with a thousand naked warriors who fight like wet cats with dodgy bowls. — Kevin Hearne

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

Firestar and Dustpelt were dead; Graystripe and Sandstorm were the last remaining cats of their generation. — Erin Hunter

She responded to Letty's well-meaning suggestions with the unblinking disdain perfected by cats in their dealings with their humans. — Lauren Willig

Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night. — Rupert Brooke

Once in a thousand years, you know, one cat is allowed to speak. My cats are philosophers-neither of them ever cries over spilt milk. — L.M. Montgomery

Ruth was a novelist, and novelists, Oliver asserted, should have cats and books. — Ruth Ozeki

There are no ordinary cats. — Colette

I grew up with both cats and dogs. I love dogs. But I'd want a big dog, and I'd like to have a yard before I get one. — Jake McDorman

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. — Charlie Day

Wait
let me back in!
Wait
let me back out! — Lee Wardlaw

If we followed our feelings all the time, we'd be like cats chasin' their tails. — Harper Lee

There are those who have suggested that the tendency of a cat to play with its prey is a merciful one ... — Neil Gaiman

A lot of cats are not that social. — Jack Hanna

I used to have two brown-coloured cats, who were brother and sister, called Bonzo and Bonzetta. — Mini Grey

I'm not too big on cats, and sometimes I'll say something like that, and people get so mad at me. But the truth is, I don't care if they get mad. — Blake Shelton

It's an honor to paint cats. — Oliver Johnson

To err is human, to purr is feline. — Robert Byrne

All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet. — Robin Hobb

That was the thing about cats; even the scruffiest one was convinced of its innate superiority. — Linda Howard

If the trees and the plants are brothers, if the birds are my sisters, then cats are truly my kin. — Andrew Miller

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. — Jeff Valdez

Very few people have no opinions about cats. — Barbara Holland

Most Americans, like most Japanese, view their dogs, cats, and other animal companions as family members, and rightly so. — Ingrid Newkirk

Can I Tinder swipe for cat cuddles? — Shannon Mullen

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. — Douglas Coupland

Cats will be cats. — Morrissey

Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit. — William S. Burroughs

Yawn. String-on-a-stick.
Fine. I'll come out and chase it
to make you happy. — Lee Wardlaw

He could tell her that dogs used to look like cats and vice versa without a lick of proof and it would change the way she regarded the animals. — S.A. Tawks

Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow. — Walter E. Williams

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? — Bette Midler

Oh, but I like my geese. Like cats, they can't be told what to do, and like dogs, they're loyal, and like people, they talk every chance they get. — Shannon Hale

But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp! — H.G.Wells

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. — Mason Cooley

Once you take the cat out of the bag, you can't cram it back in. — Jen Calonita

Oh, you eat cats in Cork now, do you? — Anonymous

Comets are like cats: they have tails, and they do precisely what they want. — David H. Levy

They were assumed, like women and cats, to have no souls. — Alice Walker

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball. — David C. Holley

No valentines from the cats again. — Lynne Truss

The NAACP is a wonderful organization ... But do you realize if tomorrow morning we had complete integration, all them cats would be outta work? — Dick Gregory

In some lost fold of the past, we wanted to be lions and we're no more than castrated cats — Roberto Bolano

Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats! — Michelle Gardner

A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering. — William S. Burroughs

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. — Benjamin Franklin

Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest. — Erin Hunter

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead. — Noel Fielding

Where the hell are the singing cats? — Paul Newman

Words were all he knew; they possessed and overwhelmed him, as if they were a thousand white cats with whom he shared a one-room apartment. — Mark Helprin

In the room, the cats eat mad spaghetti
Talking of Lawrence Ferlinghetti.
--from "The Dream Song of J. Alfred Kerowack. — Richard Farina

Children, old crones, peasants, and dogs ramble; cats and philosophers stick to their point. — H.P. Lovecraft

Five cats and a woman. That is all I need in life. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

As usual, cats and children noticed him first. — Andrzej Sapkowski

Pure herring oil is the port wine of English cats — Honore De Balzac

I'm a cat. We aren't required to make sense. — Seanan McGuire

humans are much more like sheep than cats. They're easily led and they don't look where they're going until it's too late. — Rita Mae Brown

You have learned enough to see that cats are much like you and me. — T. S. Eliot

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats. — Oliver Gaspirtz

Cats never weep, she told herself, no more than wolves. It's just a stupid dream. — George R R Martin

Oh, and he loves cats. Like, crazy stupid loves them." "I fucking hate cats." "I used to too. You won't for long. — Heidi Cullinan

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

Dogs own space and cats own time. — Nicola Griffith

Cats are very intelligent at all the things that cats need to be intelligent about. — John Cleese

Chief Wimbe also loved his cat, which was black and white but had no name. In Malawi, only dogs are given names, I don't know why. — William Kamkwamba

Cat talk is a complicated, self-centered language. If you speak to your cat first, it probably won't speak back. Cats initiate conversations. — Jean Craighead George

If you're curious, you'll probably be a good journalist because we follow our curiosity like cats. — Diane Sawyer

Dogs are always going to come up short if you insist on defining them as a weird kind of cat. — Peter Watts

Cats and I have an understanding, but we choose not to interact often. — Aaron Tveit

Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats. — Gail Carriger

IN WHICH THERE ARE MONSTERS AND CATS, WHICH IS TO SAY, VERY MUCH THE SAME THING — Jonathan L. Howard

cats on hot bricks could take hints from me — P.G. Wodehouse

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. — Dana Gould

If someone is copying what you do, Congratulate yourself for inspiring that someone to follow your footsteps. — Mohith Agadi

I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little. — Jeri Smith-Ready

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them. — Jim Davis

I love all animals. I just happen to prefer cats. They're really chill, and they're loving yet not loving. I relate to them, in a way. — Camren Bicondova

There are some men who are fortune's favorites, and who, like cats, light forever on their legs. — Charles Caleb Colton

If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is keep a pair of cats. — Aldous Huxley

All you cat lovers, remember all the millions of cats mewling through the world's rooms lay all their hopes and trust in you. — William S. Burroughs

When bored, find a little cat and watch it; when very bored, find two little cats and watch them! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. — Nafisa Joseph