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If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
— Dan Castellaneta
I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
— Dan Castellaneta
The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.
— Dan Castellaneta
After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.
— Dan Castellaneta
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
— Dan Castellaneta
English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!
— Dan Castellaneta
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
— Dan Castellaneta
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
— Dan Castellaneta
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
— Dan Castellaneta
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
— Dan Castellaneta
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
— Dan Castellaneta
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
— Dan Castellaneta
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
— Dan Castellaneta
We all think we are right, or we should not believe as we do.
— William John Wills
It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.
— Dan Castellaneta
I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.
— Dan Castellaneta
But whatever regrets she had, she would have to live with them. Regrets never did anyone any good.
— Ilona Andrews
Women, in general, are very passionate fans, and that's what you love about them.
— Melissa Rosenberg
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
— Dan Castellaneta
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
— Dan Castellaneta
I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.
— Dan Castellaneta
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.
— Dan Castellaneta
It is better to watch things then to do them.
— Dan Castellaneta
There is no strong beer, just weak men
— Dan Castellaneta