Cartman's Quotes: top 9 famous quotes about Cartman's

Cartman's Quotes & Sayings

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I'd been fired by CBS News in a semipublic way, and as the months went by, there was a perception that I was damaged goods. — Mika Brzezinski

The easiest kind of lying is when you leave things out of a story rather than make them up. — Ransom Riggs

Well, as you know, there are 24 hours in every day. And if that's not enough, you've always got the nights! — Ronald Graham

When you understand dharma, when you see its perfect perfection, shining both in and beyond all things, you will be freed from all misunderstandings. — Frederick Lenz

Forgive but do not forget, or you will be hurt again. Forgiving changes the perspectives. Forgetting loses the lesson. — Paulo Coelho

Um, Mindy is much less like Elizabeth Bennet than she is a combination of Carrie Bradshaw and Eric Cartman. — Mindy Kaling

A writer is, after all, only half his book. The other half is the reader and from the reader the writer learns. — P.L. Travers

The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!
— Jennifer Rardin

Monogamy is like a 40-watt bulb. It works, but it's not enough. — John Patrick Shanley