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Carrot Top ... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. — Rip Taylor

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? — Carrot Top

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night. — Carrot Top

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. — Carrot Top

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. — Carrot Top

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city. — Carrot Top

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' — Carrot Top

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. — Carrot Top

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake — Stan Collymore

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college. — Carrot Top

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop. — Carrot Top

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. — Carrot Top

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. — Carrot Top

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. — Carrot Top

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. — Carrot Top

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. — Carrot Top

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't. — Carrot Top

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. — Michael Ian Black

I think Carrot Top is hilarious. — Craig Robinson

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful. — Carrot Top

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag.
Cat re: Annette — Jeaniene Frost

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck? — Carrot Top

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh. — Duane Chapman

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. — Carrot Top

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. — Dennis Miller

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans. — Carrot Top

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials. — Carrot Top

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community. — Carrot Top

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason. — Carrot Top

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. — Carrot Top

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. — Carrot Top

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. — Carrot Top

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. — Carrot Top

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. — Carrot Top

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice. — Carrot Top

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. — Carrot Top

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me. — Carrot Top

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself. — Carrot Top

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.' — Carrot Top

Comics don't like to see other comics do well. — Carrot Top

Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. — Tom Cole

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. — Gilbert Gottfried

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people ... especially comics. — Carrot Top

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. — Carrot Top