Camping Quotes: top 89 famous quotes about Camping

Camping Quotes & Sayings

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My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. — Christine Feehan

My fear of camping: I'm convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn't everyone? — Kathy Griffin

I think camping is one of those things where if you're forced into it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult. — Jeremy Irvine

mead for my men! — Donald Barthelme

Make yourself invisible, or get busy with something. — Robert Walser

I am a big fan of the night shoots, as tough as they are, because they have almost a camping trip feel. — Drew Roy

The thing about books is, there are quite a number you don't have to read. — Donald Barthelme

If you're not in New York, you're camping out. — Thomas Dewey

You need to be outdoors. Away from here. You need a holiday. — Fennel Hudson

Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking, fishing, hunting, camping, swimming, horseback riding, and canoeing. — Ric Keller

I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing. — Bryan Clay

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. — David Eddings

Liebenthal's camping, and he's got more dakka than you. You're fucked if you go in together.
Claire Ashecroft — Matthew Graybosch

(For better or for worse, my dad taught me that the best place to pitch a tent will always be the spot marked NO CAMPING.) — Elizabeth Gilbert

Cooking and eating food outdoors makes it taste infinitely better than the same meal prepared and consumed indoors. — Fennel Hudson

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. — Dave Barry

Thus, we must realize that October 21, 2011 will be the final day of this earth's existence. — Harold Camping

Jews don't camp ... The last time the Jews went camping, they spent forty years wandering in the desert. — Daniel Silva

Damn if that man didn't look as good as a double bacon cheeseburger, after a week spent camping with my vegan friends. Fuck my life. — Madeline Sheehan

I don't understand camping. It's organized inconvenience.) "If — Meg Cabot

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. — Dave Barry

fate is the ultimate preexisting condition. — Mark Leyner

I, more or less, love camping out, so I dug it, but I didn't enjoy other people's pain. — Casper Van Dien

I had first visited Kurdistan in 2003 before the invasion of Iraq, camping out in Erbil and Sulaimaniya while waiting for Saddam Hussein's fall. — Lynsey Addario

My hobbies are mountain biking, horseback riding and packing, canoeing and kayaking, hiking, camping, cooking, and skiing. — Douglas Preston

The war against war is going to be no holiday excursion or camping party. — William James

My dreams are tangled in images of stars and clouds and firelight - we go camping at night - it's my lucid dream of being with you ... — John Geddes

I've been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I'd probably just curl up and cry until someone found me. — Norman Reedus

My tent doesn't look like much but, as an estate agent might say, "It is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. — Fennel Hudson

A reformer is a man who sees the world's superficial ills and sets out to cure them by aggravating the more basic ills. — Fernando Pessoa

if you are too unusual, you may turn into a collector's item. — John D. MacDonald

The enemy you flee is not exterior to yourself — John Barth

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. — Erin O'Connor

I love kids, outings, camping, sports, Legoland, all the Daddy stuff. I love it. I wish I could just do that, but I have to work, too. — Mekhi Phifer

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. — Alan S. Kesselheim

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. — George Carlin

The outside is the only place we can truly be inside the world. — Daniel J. Rice

When I'm not acting, I'm usually sailing or camping or exploring or travelling or spending time in New Zealand. — Martin Henderson

Camping is something I've done all my life. — Stefanie Powers

we remain children as long as we feel the urge to keep crossing this border and to learn. — Peter Nadas

I found Elvis on the Internet, I went camping with a young cadet, he showed me his bayonet. — Mary Chapin Carpenter

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. — Dave Barry

...our own barbaric civilization, in awe of the act of creation, does not respect creation at all. — Peter Nadas

Develop a checklist of items you always want with you when camping or traveling. — Beth Beutler

Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. — Yvonne Prinz

if one could learn the most important things in life, one would still have to learn how to keep quiet about them. — Peter Nadas

The problem with winter sports is that
follow me closely here
they generally take place in winter. — Dave Barry

When September 6, 1994, arrives, no one else can become saved. The end has come. — Harold Camping

In a well-ordered universe ... camping would take place indoors. — Morgan Matson

I've got two shirts still missing from the Bahamas. I'm sure they are part of a youth camping programme somewhere in Tanzania by now. — David Lange

I'd like to go on a hardcore safari in Africa, something off the beaten track with anti-poaching people and camping out in the savannah. — Dominic Monaghan

World Christians are heaven's expatriates, camping where the Kingdom is best served. — David Bryant

Don't ever believe that kings were done with when the fathers of the country made a revolution. — B. Traven

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.

It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson

A man should always observe fanaticism when he gets the chance. — Charles Willeford

Just got back from a 5 day camping trip. No phones, no Internet, no problem. It was great. Now time for a hot shower. I absolutely reek! — Cody Walker

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. — Edward Abbey

I accidentally brought my graphing calculator camping. — Ian Anderson

Love is like Someone is camping in your head — Helen Fisher

It's grown people who always believe the worst — Harper Lee

I went camping for 33 days, and now everybody seems to care. — Colleen Haskell

they are mystified by certain instances. — William Carlos Williams

Camping in the backyard last night for Father's Day! Wrestling, stories, s'mores ... it was awesome! — Drew Brees

I am not a person of nature. I love to think of myself as one, but I've never even gone camping. — Mila Kunis

A perfect day would be to get into the car, drive out to Yosemite and go camping. — Michael Steger

I like reading, writing, hiking, camping, free running, surfing, rock climbing, long boarding, and so much more. — Nolan Gould

i ain't got the energy to argue. i'm an old man and i got to take a shit. — Johnny Shaw

most reviews are written by morons about morons. sensibility is at a premium in american culture these days. — Jim Dodge

People are complicated; you can't label 'em with a word. — Fredric Brown

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? — Jessica Simpson

I do not own any camping gear, but this is not a problem, as I have watched every season of Survivor. — David Thorne

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? — Jim Gaffigan

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. — Zooey Deschanel

Even more beautiful than the land that we passed, or the months spent camping on the plains, was learning to live with uncertainty. — Rinker Buck

I wonder what goes on night and day beneath the surface of a cemetery. — B. Traven

Ever set up a camping tent? From the inside? While wearing a suit of armor? It was a pain in the ass. — Andy Weir

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. — Steven Wright

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping. — Carlos Mencia

I'm tired of being set upon by crazed Christians one minute and unbridled libertines the next. Girls, I'm going camping. — Bailey White

Ah, the Wonderful World of Camping - may it rot in hell. — P.C. Cast

Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore. — Demetri Martin

Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag! — Rick Riordan

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore. — Demetri Martin

It would have been a rare thing anyhow for an official to come upon an idea that is not provided for in the regulations. — B. Traven

Do not collaborate with someone you would not go camping with. — Dan Poynter

When homeless people go camping, how do they know? — Dana Gould

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping. — Dov Davidoff

My sport is biking. I'm not much of a gym person, but I like being outside - hiking, canoeing, camping. — Diane Kruger