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Calm Funny Quotes By Ernst Kretschmer: The psychopaths are always around. In calm times

The psychopaths are always around. In calm times we study them, but in times of upheaval, they rule over us. — Ernst Kretschmer

Calm Funny Quotes By Joan Rivers: Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers

Calm Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Calm Funny Quotes By Michelle Gagnon: she was enveloped by a wave of calm.

she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her. — Michelle Gagnon

Calm Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny, how one good cookie could calm the

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

Calm Funny Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: I could always get by on a fake

I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Calm Funny Quotes By Jasmine Lozano: Keep calm and be yourself

Keep calm and be yourself — Jasmine Lozano

Calm Funny Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Marriage is great. It'll calm you down -

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. — Kevin Nealon

Calm Funny Quotes By T.S. Easton: They calm me, these Stitch and Bitch sessions

They calm me, these Stitch and Bitch sessions — T.S. Easton

Calm Funny Quotes By M.M. Kin: Be calm, cool, and collected. Don't let thathandsome

Be calm, cool, and collected. Don't let that
handsome bastard have power over you. — M.M. Kin

Calm Funny Quotes By Randy Glasbergen: Thank you for calling customer service. If you're

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 — Randy Glasbergen

Calm Funny Quotes By Ella Dominguez: Calm your tits, pussycat.

Calm your tits, pussycat. — Ella Dominguez