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My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. — Bryan Callen

People can change ... no matter where they come from, no matter where they think they ought to go, people can make their own way. — Rochelle Maya Callen

Being in quite a few movies ... there's always things that are changing about a film. — Bryan Callen

It's always a shock to me when I get recognized. — Bryan Callen

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. — Bryan Callen

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. — Bryan Callen

Jade is my everything: my wings, my roots, my sky. I am in love with her.
And she tried to kill me.
Now that is some messed up shit right now. — Rochelle Maya Callen

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What poet's persuasion can reconcile the length of those days with the brevity of life? — Rainer Maria Rilke

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun! — Bryan Callen

I don't make any money. — Bill Wyman

Love is a sliver of sunlight peeking through the darkness; a whisper of hope when all is lost. — Rochelle Maya Callen

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better. — Bryan Callen

The last thing I need is to morph into one of those people who's always wearing black and doodling guns and bombs on her notebook. — Lauren Oliver

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer. — Bryan Callen

One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity. — Bryan Callen

When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library - Caroline Bingley — Jane Austen

Only force rules. Force is the first law — Adolf Hitler

As an actor, you're never busy enough. — Bryan Callen

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes. — Bryan Callen

Fill your mouth with pebbles, and howl at the sea, if you cannot do anything else. — Francis Marion Crawford

People who have to announce that they are trustworthy deserve to be lied to. — Laurie Halse Anderson

I'm in love with the entire industry and every aspect of performing and directing, even writing, and I love working with acting students. — John Callen

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over. — Bryan Callen

Life was not meant to be live alone. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I laugh out loud at how wonderful life is that it takes a hell of a knock like that and it's just fine, and I find the steadiness in myself... — Evie Wyld

I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do. — Bryan Callen

My parents were really nice to me. — Bryan Callen

Wasting time is a stupid thing to do in this big ol' ugly world. — Rochelle Maya Callen

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage. — Bryan Callen

Dear God, what's it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring. — Sherlock

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. — Bryan Callen

Love not because you have to attract someone, love because you have an abundance of love in your heart. — Debasish Mridha

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A. — Bryan Callen