Cake Funny Quotes
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Cake Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Memory demands an image.
— Bertrand Russell
Like [George] Best, there is a special fantasia about him
— Fabio Capello
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.
— Kari Luna
I love different roles, just getting into it, something that's the complete opposite of who I am.
— Cierra Ramirez
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
— Billy Crystal
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.
— Jim Gaffigan
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
— Curtis Jackson
British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me.
— Jason Sellards
Can you stop smiling when you see a smiling face? Infect everyone with your smile and love.
— Debasish Mridha
TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.
— Natasha Leggero
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
— Jimmy Carr