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Cake Funny Quotes By Bertrand Russell: Memory demands an image.

Memory demands an image. — Bertrand Russell

Cake Funny Quotes By Fabio Capello: Like [George] Best, there is a special fantasia

Like [George] Best, there is a special fantasia about him — Fabio Capello

Cake Funny Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I'm not on a diet. And it's funny

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake. — Gabriel Iglesias

Cake Funny Quotes By Tony Curtis: But where there is no art show, I

But where there is no art show, I would still be painting. — Tony Curtis

Cake Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last year my birthday cake looked like a

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

Cake Funny Quotes By Joe Lunn: It's horrible when your heart is somewhere your

It's horrible when your heart is somewhere your body is not. — Joe Lunn

Cake Funny Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Language is what books do very well and

Language is what books do very well and movement is what movies does very well. — Chuck Palahniuk

Cake Funny Quotes By Kari Luna: I was the girl with cake batter in

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

Cake Funny Quotes By Cierra Ramirez: I love different roles, just getting into it,

I love different roles, just getting into it, something that's the complete opposite of who I am. — Cierra Ramirez

Cake Funny Quotes By Danielle Joseph: Cake is for the weak, Mom always says.

Cake is for the weak, Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays. — Danielle Joseph

Cake Funny Quotes By Billy Crystal: What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. — Billy Crystal

Cake Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan

Cake Funny Quotes By Lou Reed: I always believed that I have something important

I always believed that I have something important to say and I said it. — Lou Reed

Cake Funny Quotes By Curtis Jackson: I love you like a fat kid love

I love you like a fat kid love cake. — Curtis Jackson

Cake Funny Quotes By Jason Sellards: British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me. — Jason Sellards

Cake Funny Quotes By Toba Beta: When fucked up, there's no time for blaming

When fucked up, there's no time for blaming each other. — Toba Beta

Cake Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Can you stop smiling when you see a

Can you stop smiling when you see a smiling face? Infect everyone with your smile and love. — Debasish Mridha

Cake Funny Quotes By Natasha Leggero: TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake. — Natasha Leggero

Cake Funny Quotes By Rachel Kushner: There is no real appeal for me in

There is no real appeal for me in an image of a woman on a motorcycle. — Rachel Kushner

Cake Funny Quotes By John Denver: I got me a fine wife and I

I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle. — John Denver

Cake Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I think being successful in comedy is being

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

Cake Funny Quotes By Samuel Johnson: I would not give half a guinea to

I would not give half a guinea to live under one form of government other than another. It is of no moment to the happiness of an individual. — Samuel Johnson

Cake Funny Quotes By Andrea Cremer: And you look beautiful," she added."I look like

And you look beautiful," she added.
"I look like a cake."
"But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer